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On Cloud Nine: A Review of the Nine Airiest Desserts

When it’s a warm summer’s day, and your head is in the clouds, you might find yourself wishing for something sweet...

by saiphami
Airborne Avatars

I figured there’s no better to way celebrate a version of the Neopian Times in the sky than by talking about airborne avatars.

by jubileek
Kite Flying 101

If there’s one toy that’s a blast in the sky it’s gotta be the kite. All you need is a little bit of wind and you’ll be set for hours of fun!

by hectic_haley
Fly Away Home

Here are some ways to spruce up your Faerieland Neohome even if you have to forego yard space – and don’t worry you can still utilize that fluffy, white lawn!

Also by salpal26

by blade0904

The Art of Bird Watching

Boredom is rarely an issue once you have a pair of binoculars around your neck.

by parody_ham
Neopian Air Travel

Luckily, these lands have provided their own way of getting to them, different from one another and providing their own flight experience. So sit down, buckle your fastening device, and if you get easily queasy don’t look down, as we sweep through!

by pikachu315111
When the Sky Met the Land: Faerieland's Land Dispute

We went to the villages that were impacted by Faerieland's fall to collect the voices of those that found their lives transformed thanks to Xandra.

by black_skull725
Flight of the Elephante

A theory on the methods and apparatus of flight in Elephante.

by ellipses4k
Myths and Omens: In the Sky

Our aim is to preserve these in their original rendition while reciting the story as it was recited to us by the natives of each Neopian land.

Also by got_milk_adoptions

by water_park1993

 
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"Cotton Candy Clouds" by the_gecko_dude_ii
A slim, Royal Boy Gelert, fumbled with a ring of keys in one hand, while balancing a paper bag of groceries in the other. After a few moments of struggling, he managed to open the door into his small, and untidy, apartment. An annoyed sigh escaped his lips. “Elodius!” He called out, his voice bouncing off the walls. He set the paper bag down in the kitchen. “Elodius!!!” “Sweet Fyora,” the young Gelert heard a voice mumble beyond the kitchen. “I thought I’d have more time to tidy up before you got back home.” A Halloween Gelert leaned against the kitchen doorway. He pushed his dark, messy hair out of his face and tried to smooth it down into place. “You really just woke up, didn’t you?” “Etzie, I’m sorry, I really meant to –“ The upset Gelert interrupted the other with a wave of his hand, and began putting the groceries away. “It’s fine, I’ll just clean the apartment myself.” “I can help out, you know, it’s not as big a deal as you’re making it out to be.” “No, I don’t want you to help because I don’t really want to see you right now.” “Jeeze, Etzie, you’re really blowing this out of proportion.” Etzie slammed the cupboard door shut. “No, I’m really not. We split rent for this place down the middle and you do nothing but sit in your room all day or laze around on the couch and eat pizza, which, of course you don’t clean up.” Elodius started to argue back, but was interrupted by a knock on the door. Etzie slapped a palm to his face. “Great!” He exclaimed. Now Tomse and Tira are going to see our apartment while it’s a total wreck. This is so embarrassing.” Elodius rolled his eyes. “They really won’t care, Etzie. You care too much what others thing.” Etzie shot Elodius a venomous glance as he went to open the door. Elodius felt a twinge in his heart. He felt awful for sleeping in so late and not cleaning the apartment like Etzie asked. He knew very well how worked up his roommate got about keeping their living space clean and presentable to others, but he just didn’t see things the same way.




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