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The Best and Worst Dressed Scorchios in Neopia!

This week’s report centers around one of the oldest species known to Neopia: Scorchios.

by spukl1
Losing It All On The Wheel of Extravagance

Those who are as unlucky as I am, this article is for you! There is hope, there is support, and we are in this together..even if we end up having to stay at the Cockroach Towers.

by fippinator
Trapped in Freaky Factory

Blobs. Small blobs, big blobs, ginormous blobs. Red blobs, blue blobs, yellow blobs. I imagine these are coloured as such to represent anger, sadness, and cowardice: All common feelings whilst trying to obtain the elusive Freaky Factory avatar.

Also by theyellowrose

by dissiechrissie

The Perks of Learning Astronomy

Have you ever struggled to remember the moon phases?

by doglover3662
Ideas for Designing Your Character

Writers and art blocks can be very real! Well here are my top 5 ideas on make your pet the character you've had envisioned in your head for so long.

by _the_spardel_queen_
A History of Festival of Neggs Prizes

While Neopians everywhere have been enjoying this lively celebration for many years, the festival and its prizes have evolved over that time. In this article, I would like to go through the evolution of prizes and prize types for the Festival of Neggs.

by andrewo94
WRITING FOR THE NEOPIAN TIMES – A GUIDE

If you want to be a reputable writer in Neopia, you must understand the mechanics behind the Neopian Times.

by mazaii_3
Searching for the Best of Neopian Times

With this article I hope to accomplish a sense of reminisce of the past and to also help guide users to see the talents of the authors here on the Neopian Times.

by jehtredmonkey
Wish Sticks, Truth or Folklore?

What someone considers a lucky charm differs from individual to individual, but there are some items on the site that are specifically said to be lucky. And that brings us today’s topic, if you’ve looked for such lucky items you may have heard or even had these items: Wish Sticks.

by pikachu315111
A Forager's/Fanatic's Guide to Mushrooms

Today I'm going to teach you all about mushroom foraging and the different types of mushrooms you can find around Neopia!

by auraphic
8 Ways to Celebrate Kougra Day

If you want to plan something special but are unsure of what to do, feel free to take some of my ideas and celebrate Kougra Day in style with your pets.

by scubadove
Lutari in the Battledome

Lutari are fun-loving positive Neopets that love to play. They have a huge set of skills that have helped them adapt to life in two environments: land and water.

by katietease
Kougras: The Colors Edition

As we get ready to prepare for Kougra Day, the wondrous day that celebrates Kougras of all shapes and sizes, it might be a fun idea to change up your Kougra!

by butterflybandage
 
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"The Paintbrush Princess" by winter_pony4
One day in Neopia Central… A Chokato Kiko and a Pineapple Chia were sitting at a makeshift stand on a street corner near the Gift Shop. The Kiko was surrounded by several wood and stone carvings while the Chia was sitting on a pile of books, writing furiously on a notepad. The Kiko sighed. “I don't know, Sativica. We haven't sold anything for a few weeks. At this rate, we're going to have to get our meals from the Soup Kitchen.” “Well, we can always count on the Soup Faerie’s hospitality. We aren't exactly strangers to her establishment, Alude...” Sativica quipped. “Not even the Neopian Times has responded to my submissions. I do believe it's going to be one of those months. 'Tis difficult to be a Neopet of craft.” he huffed, all without looking up from his work. Alude picked up a stone figure in the shape of a faerie and sighed. “Maybe people just don't appreciate art anymore.” “The market on books seem to have plunged lately, as well. Not nearly as profitable as before.” Sativica added. Alude, after some thought, got up. “Come on, let's head over to the Money Tree so we can get some money for something to eat.” “The both of us? Who will watch over our inventory?” “Just leave it. If nobody wants these, then they won't steal them.” Alude said, resigned. “Alude, you were never one to mope around.” “But what can we do? We need to eat and have shelter like anybody else. If we can't manage that, then what happens to us?”




Other Stories


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The Retched Pinchit
“Yo ho ho…A pirate’s life for me!” Arf sang to himself as he finished off his pie.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


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Cellblocked: The Warden's Tale
With one stroke of my finger I drew a single line in the dirt of my cell floor – day 100.

by silver_mist_91

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part Four
I may be evil but I’m not stupid. Plans for world domination bring down kings and knights and faeries on your head. All the most powerful forces in Neopia turn against you. I’d as soon not get myself locked in an amulet floating in space for who knows how long, if it’s all the same.

by shinkoryu14

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part One
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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The Search for Faye: Part One
Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 1/7

by icysnowe

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Eye Eye Captain
Pirate fashion is more important than safety!

by aerospice



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