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The Best and Worst Dressed Scorchios in Neopia!

This week’s report centers around one of the oldest species known to Neopia: Scorchios.

by spukl1
Losing It All On The Wheel of Extravagance

Those who are as unlucky as I am, this article is for you! There is hope, there is support, and we are in this together..even if we end up having to stay at the Cockroach Towers.

by fippinator
Trapped in Freaky Factory

Blobs. Small blobs, big blobs, ginormous blobs. Red blobs, blue blobs, yellow blobs. I imagine these are coloured as such to represent anger, sadness, and cowardice: All common feelings whilst trying to obtain the elusive Freaky Factory avatar.

Also by theyellowrose

by dissiechrissie

The Perks of Learning Astronomy

Have you ever struggled to remember the moon phases?

by doglover3662
Ideas for Designing Your Character

Writers and art blocks can be very real! Well here are my top 5 ideas on make your pet the character you've had envisioned in your head for so long.

by _the_spardel_queen_
A History of Festival of Neggs Prizes

While Neopians everywhere have been enjoying this lively celebration for many years, the festival and its prizes have evolved over that time. In this article, I would like to go through the evolution of prizes and prize types for the Festival of Neggs.

by andrewo94
WRITING FOR THE NEOPIAN TIMES – A GUIDE

If you want to be a reputable writer in Neopia, you must understand the mechanics behind the Neopian Times.

by mazaii_3
Searching for the Best of Neopian Times

With this article I hope to accomplish a sense of reminisce of the past and to also help guide users to see the talents of the authors here on the Neopian Times.

by jehtredmonkey
Wish Sticks, Truth or Folklore?

What someone considers a lucky charm differs from individual to individual, but there are some items on the site that are specifically said to be lucky. And that brings us today’s topic, if you’ve looked for such lucky items you may have heard or even had these items: Wish Sticks.

by pikachu315111
A Forager's/Fanatic's Guide to Mushrooms

Today I'm going to teach you all about mushroom foraging and the different types of mushrooms you can find around Neopia!

by auraphic
8 Ways to Celebrate Kougra Day

If you want to plan something special but are unsure of what to do, feel free to take some of my ideas and celebrate Kougra Day in style with your pets.

by scubadove
Lutari in the Battledome

Lutari are fun-loving positive Neopets that love to play. They have a huge set of skills that have helped them adapt to life in two environments: land and water.

by katietease
Kougras: The Colors Edition

As we get ready to prepare for Kougra Day, the wondrous day that celebrates Kougras of all shapes and sizes, it might be a fun idea to change up your Kougra!

by butterflybandage
 
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"Mayor May Not" by opossumman
In their small apartment in the heart of Moltara City, Jacob and Stealth sat at their table reading the Neopian Times. All the while, H.O.O.T., Jacob's Albot, served them toast. "Thanks again, little friend," said Jacob, a Christmas-colored Kacheek clad in brass goggles. He rubbed said goggles against his shirt to reduce the fogginess. He then returned to the paper. "Anything good?" asked Stealth, the brown Grundo currently meandering about the comic section and giggling to himself. "Yes, actually. Did you read the piece on page four debating the ethics and after-effects of Darigan and Skarl's first war? It offered a fascinating perspective." Jacob lifted his eyes from the page to see Stealth fashioning a tricorne hat out of his paper. "...I'll take that as a no." "You got me," Stealth said as he adjusted his tricorne. "It definitely sounds neat though." "A lot of times we as a society are inclined to just accept things as they appear, and to never question the norm," mused Jacob. "While some may go overboard with it and raise outlandish conspiracy theories, a healthy amount of skepticism could never hurt. Why, just think of some unanswered questions plaguing Neopia. Where did Sloth come from? What really went on during the War for the Obelisk?" "Yeah, and what's the name of our Mayor?" added Stealth. "...Excuse me?" Stealth sipped his coffee. "Think about it. Have you ever heard his full name be said at all?"




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The Retched Pinchit
“Yo ho ho…A pirate’s life for me!” Arf sang to himself as he finished off his pie.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


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Sca's Snowager Showdown
Sca was no ordinary Kacheek, in fact most people didn't know she was a Kacheek at all.

by wellthatsfantastic

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part One
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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Return to Lynwood: Part Nine
Isengrim was not sure if the pup had taken to heart his companions’ promise to protect him, but it looked as though Connor at least found them better company than Vakhtang. Although the dark-furred Werelupe could hardly consider that a compliment. He was fairly certain a mutant Kiko with the Sneezles would be better company than Vakhtang.

by cosmicfire918

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Cybunny Neggs?
Where do Neggs come from?

by draggi_pi2

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The Search for Faye: Part One
Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 1/7

by icysnowe



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