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Eight Ways to Remember Sloth

How could people be so cruel and forget Dr. Sloth, the evil genius, so easily?

by codswobble
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Misfortune

This Wheel is in the Deserted Fairground, and the person who operates it is a tall and mysterious Gelert...

by hydro_thunder001
Mysteries of Neopia

Today, I – Terroryse, Faerie Krawk – and my faithful Reptillior, Nagini, shall aim to highlight the more absurd of these questions in the hope an answer can be found.

by shaded_arceus
Growing Up (and Old) With Neopets: A Personal Experience

A long, long, long time ago, during Summer break of 2000, a friend of mine told me about a fun and magical site called Neopets where you could create pets, feed, and play with them.

by raindoggie
Desirable Vacation Destinations

The Committee of Awesome Vacation Spots Planners has compiled a list of... wait for it... awesome vacation spots!

by kspare2
Neopound Chat and Trading

Understand pet trading and what offers you should consider on your pet.

by lovelylittledreamer
Success Has Two Cs: A Guide to Imperial Exam

As simple as the Imperial Exam may be in gameplay, it is still a very challenging game. No matter how many times you have spelled out these words before, you can still find yourself losing very early on in the game.

by coco_bella
Eating Vegan in Neopia

You wouldn't catch a vegan eating a Blumaroo Tail Salad Extravaganza, or even a free Omelette. "So what do they eat?!" I hear you cry.

by ratty170170
The Mysterious Obelisk: Theories

Dubbed by Neopians as 'The Mysterious Obelisk', this strange spire appeared in the outskirts of Tyrannia after a series of earthquakes shook the world on the eleventh day of Awakening. But what is this strange obelisk?

by fantasyeyesuk
 
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"The Warning of the Thief Lord: Caveat Emptor" by torkie10
Draconis stood with his back to his guest, his wings spread out as he looked down at Meridell with disapproval. The land was dark yet uneasy; he could see pinpricks of light that betrayed the movements of patrols of the Knights of Meridell through the countryside. "...So. The Thieves' Guild has mobilized to take control of the obelisk..."




Other Stories


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My First Time On a Plot
Dear neopets: Never trust your owners. They can easily forget their promises.

by peronalodis

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The Warning of the Thief Lord: Caveat Emptor
Lt. Shriek has since been sent to monitor the obelisk with a squadron of Eyrie Guard fighters. The race is on! —T10

by torkie10

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Voyages: Part Two
A Grobrin stood to the side. As I approached, it snapped its jaws, revealing an overflow of deadly white teeth in warning.

by 77thbigby

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We All Fall Down: Part Three
Something about Cerulean that day seemed... off.

by ellbot1998

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Muckla and the Hat Hunt #Ending!!!
*Phew!* The adventure has come to an end. Hope you enjoyed! =)

by lovisa966

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Neopoints on the Floor
Oh dear, someone should be more careful!

by aruanahansel



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