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Fitness Flakes (tm!)

"We're interrupting your regular programming to give you a few user-friendly fitness tips in our latest installment of '(don't be a) Fitness Flake(tm)!'"

by jocelyn_joy
Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy

I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.

by vicunas
A Soothing At-Home Spa Routine

At the Neolodge, we can pay for our pets to have a relaxing day at the spa. However, it's so much more fun when we do it ourselves!

by kliu28
Neopets: A User History

My top ten favorite personal Neopets memories!

by missciara323
The Top 10 Neocash Items of Y14!

I am here to tell you what I think have been the biggest hits of the NC.

by greenj12356
Keeping It Fresh

Ways to enjoy the site, even when you've been playing for years.

by affluentflaw
An Insider's Guide to Premium

Deciding whether or not to sign up for premium membership is a big thing... there are many factors involved.

by coco_bella
The Ten "Best Value" Morphing Potions

This short guide will help you give your pet a new color for a low price by comparing paint brushes and morphing potions.

by blessed_faerie
 
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"The Winter Gift" by goodsigns
"I wouldn't want to be out in that storm," Lina, the owner, commented, taking a sip of her hot cocoa. Snowflakes battered the window like tiny fists, demanding entrance to their home...




Other Stories


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First-Time Fisher
First-time fishers, be cautious!

by flames_unleashed

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The Small Things
The pink Uni woke as the sun washed over her face, and she smiled slightly. The warmth on her face promised a beautiful summer day.

by dorkishly_cool

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Overture: Part Three
Suddenly their guide stopped and bowed low. 'They are expecting you inside,' he declared, motioning the pets on through another cold, white door...

by d_morton

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We All Fall Down: Part Two
"Mortal, prepare to face my wrath," the black-winged orange Blumaroo before me commanded. I tried to step backward...

by ellbot1998

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I Once Ate 16 Wockies in a Week
ROAR.

Idea by buzzish

by pechaberry


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Sassi Comics: The Secret to Getting Rich
Stupid earthquake...

by seiya_from_ashes



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