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Fitness Flakes (tm!)

"We're interrupting your regular programming to give you a few user-friendly fitness tips in our latest installment of '(don't be a) Fitness Flake(tm)!'"

by jocelyn_joy
Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy

I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.

by vicunas
A Soothing At-Home Spa Routine

At the Neolodge, we can pay for our pets to have a relaxing day at the spa. However, it's so much more fun when we do it ourselves!

by kliu28
Neopets: A User History

My top ten favorite personal Neopets memories!

by missciara323
The Top 10 Neocash Items of Y14!

I am here to tell you what I think have been the biggest hits of the NC.

by greenj12356
Keeping It Fresh

Ways to enjoy the site, even when you've been playing for years.

by affluentflaw
An Insider's Guide to Premium

Deciding whether or not to sign up for premium membership is a big thing... there are many factors involved.

by coco_bella
The Ten "Best Value" Morphing Potions

This short guide will help you give your pet a new color for a low price by comparing paint brushes and morphing potions.

by blessed_faerie
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"The Light Faerie and the Kacheek" by geniusbulb
Once upon a time, there was a Light Faerie who fell from the sky. Faeries falling from the sky have, sadly, not been an uncommon occurrence in the past years...

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A Candychan Beginning
He hadn't found any more Chocolate Candychans. I took a peek at myself in the oddly reflective walls of the Ice Caves. With rich chocolate stripes and fluffy whipped cream wings, I was one of a kind. But why?

by twocents


The Light Faerie and the Kacheek
Once upon a time, there was a Light Faerie who fell from the sky.

by geniusbulb


Infinity II: Control - Part Seven
Lumin's concern turned to frustration. He lifted himself up in air high enough to look Flicker directly in the eyes and scolded him, "What are you thinking?! I told you not to get involved in this!"

by blueys45


Overboard: Part Six
It was a dull and unexciting job; there was hardly anything for the two girls to do most afternoons, so Aspen let them take a break during noon, when they would explore the city of Sakhmet.

by allison_kitty11


The Problem With a Baby Friend
Wow, Kathy!

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Random Oddness: Tyrannia
Tyrannia: Shaken, not stirred.

by mistyqee

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