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Fitness Flakes (tm!)

"We're interrupting your regular programming to give you a few user-friendly fitness tips in our latest installment of '(don't be a) Fitness Flake(tm)!'"

by jocelyn_joy
Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy

I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.

by vicunas
A Soothing At-Home Spa Routine

At the Neolodge, we can pay for our pets to have a relaxing day at the spa. However, it's so much more fun when we do it ourselves!

by kliu28
Neopets: A User History

My top ten favorite personal Neopets memories!

by missciara323
The Top 10 Neocash Items of Y14!

I am here to tell you what I think have been the biggest hits of the NC.

by greenj12356
Keeping It Fresh

Ways to enjoy the site, even when you've been playing for years.

by affluentflaw
An Insider's Guide to Premium

Deciding whether or not to sign up for premium membership is a big thing... there are many factors involved.

by coco_bella
The Ten "Best Value" Morphing Potions

This short guide will help you give your pet a new color for a low price by comparing paint brushes and morphing potions.

by blessed_faerie
 
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"The Light Faerie and the Kacheek" by geniusbulb
Once upon a time, there was a Light Faerie who fell from the sky. Faeries falling from the sky have, sadly, not been an uncommon occurrence in the past years...




Other Stories


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The Small Things
The pink Uni woke as the sun washed over her face, and she smiled slightly. The warmth on her face promised a beautiful summer day.

by dorkishly_cool

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The Winter Gift
"I... I think someone is out there," Sweets said, and as one they all turned their heads toward the window.

by goodsigns

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Infinity II: Control - Part Seven
Lumin's concern turned to frustration. He lifted himself up in air high enough to look Flicker directly in the eyes and scolded him, "What are you thinking?! I told you not to get involved in this!"

by blueys45

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Everyone Loves the Undead: Part One
There was a tinkle of glass as the pair of Neopets let themselves in through the street level window. The basement was unnaturally dark, even at night, but the thieves knew what they were looking for.

by herdygerdy

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Plot Paranoia: Propaganda
Some Neopians are so easily swayed.

Concept by j_harkness

by umbreon133


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On the Origins of Jelly
It has to come from somewhere.

by midnight_star411



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