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Fitness Flakes (tm!)

"We're interrupting your regular programming to give you a few user-friendly fitness tips in our latest installment of '(don't be a) Fitness Flake(tm)!'"

by jocelyn_joy
Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy

I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.

by vicunas
A Soothing At-Home Spa Routine

At the Neolodge, we can pay for our pets to have a relaxing day at the spa. However, it's so much more fun when we do it ourselves!

by kliu28
Neopets: A User History

My top ten favorite personal Neopets memories!

by missciara323
The Top 10 Neocash Items of Y14!

I am here to tell you what I think have been the biggest hits of the NC.

by greenj12356
Keeping It Fresh

Ways to enjoy the site, even when you've been playing for years.

by affluentflaw
An Insider's Guide to Premium

Deciding whether or not to sign up for premium membership is a big thing... there are many factors involved.

by coco_bella
The Ten "Best Value" Morphing Potions

This short guide will help you give your pet a new color for a low price by comparing paint brushes and morphing potions.

by blessed_faerie
 
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Value Potions



Sometimes, using a morphing potion can be a lot cheaper than buying a paint brush for your pet, even if your pet is already the species you want. The next time your pet needs a makeover, don't simply run out and purchase the paint brush. First, check the price of the morphing potion against the price of the paint brush. You may be in for...



Other Stories


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The Small Things
The pink Uni woke as the sun washed over her face, and she smiled slightly. The warmth on her face promised a beautiful summer day.

by dorkishly_cool

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Judging a Neopet by their Colour
I suppose you thought only plain, unpainted neopets ended up in the pound.

by marauder_on_da_loose

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Infinity II: Control - Part Seven
Lumin's concern turned to frustration. He lifted himself up in air high enough to look Flicker directly in the eyes and scolded him, "What are you thinking?! I told you not to get involved in this!"

by blueys45

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The Mysteries of Mr. Cuddles - Part Three
Zillie held on to Mr. Cuddles as tightly as she could. That was the only thing that the Purple Kyrii could do, lost and alone in the howling storm of wraiths.

by saphira_27

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Ventures #27
Aftermath Part 2. Finally out of the moraine, a few months too soon.

by neo_coaster363

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Random Oddness: Tyrannia
Tyrannia: Shaken, not stirred.

by mistyqee



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