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Fitness Flakes (tm!)

"We're interrupting your regular programming to give you a few user-friendly fitness tips in our latest installment of '(don't be a) Fitness Flake(tm)!'"

by jocelyn_joy
Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy

I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.

by vicunas
A Soothing At-Home Spa Routine

At the Neolodge, we can pay for our pets to have a relaxing day at the spa. However, it's so much more fun when we do it ourselves!

by kliu28
Neopets: A User History

My top ten favorite personal Neopets memories!

by missciara323
The Top 10 Neocash Items of Y14!

I am here to tell you what I think have been the biggest hits of the NC.

by greenj12356
Keeping It Fresh

Ways to enjoy the site, even when you've been playing for years.

by affluentflaw
An Insider's Guide to Premium

Deciding whether or not to sign up for premium membership is a big thing... there are many factors involved.

by coco_bella
The Ten "Best Value" Morphing Potions

This short guide will help you give your pet a new color for a low price by comparing paint brushes and morphing potions.

by blessed_faerie
 
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"A Petpet Owner's Love" by mandarln
She walked her Doglefox around Meridell for hours each day, bought her only the finest, most expensive Neonip in town, and, on every Friday, a fresh bag of Petpet Feed. Her Doglefox had the best...




Other Stories


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Judging a Neopet by their Colour
I suppose you thought only plain, unpainted neopets ended up in the pound.

by marauder_on_da_loose

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The Small Things
The pink Uni woke as the sun washed over her face, and she smiled slightly. The warmth on her face promised a beautiful summer day.

by dorkishly_cool

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Enchanted Stories: Adventure on the High Seas - Part Two
We gathered in the family room, making ourselves comfortable. I opened the book and began to read. The story started out telling about a feared pirate who pillaged the seas and grew quite rich. He had a secret place where they stashed the loot...

by kristykimmy

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Infinity II: Control - Part Seven
Lumin's concern turned to frustration. He lifted himself up in air high enough to look Flicker directly in the eyes and scolded him, "What are you thinking?! I told you not to get involved in this!"

by blueys45

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Literally ~ Dubloon Thief!!
You can be replaced, you know!

by pirate_cove

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Random Oddness: Tyrannia
Tyrannia: Shaken, not stirred.

by mistyqee



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