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	Sartorial Shoyrus: A guide to Shoyru-specific Wearables A run down on the dashing threads you can treat your Shoyru to this year. by lotusbutterfly
	Moustache Protection- Seven Things you Must Avoid For many pets it is a mere fantasy, but all long to achieve it. Dynasties have fallen due to the lack of one, and those who are blessed with it, flaunt it proudly to anybody they meet. by macana
	The Hairy Tash: A MANIFESTO THIS IS OUR MANIFESTO. by larkspurlane
	A Mutant Easter I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items. by mamasimios
	Sympathy for Balthazar We all know him. Faeries fear him. Sometimes just uttering his name sends chills down one's spine: Balthazar. by snodin
	Key Quest and Heresy: A Second Look Thought for the day: A logical argument must be dismissed with absolute conviction! by thatsextraheretical
	The Complete Beginner's Guide to NC Trading Did your neopet recently see an NC item they just had to have, but then you couldn't find it in the mall? Or are your pets' closets full of old items they just don't want to wear anymore? by horsecrazyirishgirl
	Surviving Restocking That awesome item... by yayzz_1245
	How to Throw the Best Easter Party in Neopia Let the planning begin! by rainbow1614
	Surviving April Fools Day - Tricks of the Trade Oh, April Fool's Day — the classic time of the year where mischief is in the air. Have you ever been pranked by one of your friends? by rtt53
	Scaredy-cat's Guide to Surviving the Fool's Day The 1st of April is here, and all of the Neopians prepare for it in their own special way. by chilly888

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"Crooked Glasses" by ayame_23
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked." Privately, Avram continued to find small satisfaction in this as they grew older and Nick continued to wear glasses that sat lopsided on his face, because Avram's own cowlick had never gone away either. Today, however, Nick's precariously angled glasses were not the center of his focus...

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