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A Snowball Toss Away - A Guide to Snow Wars

You give the game a try and after a while come to the conclusion that: "The game is all LUCK—it would take FOREVER to get a gold trophy." Now that's where you would be wrong...

by raverchris
Neopia's Most Spoiled Inhabitants

Why are your beloved neopets misbehaving? The most common reason is because they are too spoiled.

by puppyluv64
Five Things Neopians Should Know About the Candychans

You should show your immense love for the Candychan by buying lots of stuff.

by twocents
Luck and Lucky Charms

Superstition. Many Neopians have it; many more disregard it with a laugh and a wave while secretly touching the four leaf clover in their pocket.

by neo_cool_dude12
Top 10 Garden Gnomes

This gnome is said to be around when things start to disappear...

by reeses_pet
Power Shake: The Smoothie Store Tuskaninny

So, my first interview. I decided to go for an "everyday hero" angle...

by flowerblossom_823
Mining Made Manageable

The main focus of this game is finding the Kreludan Metal and returning it to the refining plant.

Also by frosted_chooch

by lions_critters

Reset Rampage

Sportsmanship is not only applicable during the Cup or plots, but for any activity that involves competition.

by s57v58
Double Painting Your Pets

Double painting is the act of painting your pets to acquire clothing then painting them a different color.

by jillian3_3
Passing on the Torch: Tips from a BC Veteran

Every Beauty Contest entry should be an improvement of your art, and every time you should wish to do better. But always be sure to have fun!

by queen_starshine
Top Gift Returns

That gift that inspired an insincere smile is now on its way back to the store...

by confiserie
Biscuit Brigade: Become a Top Cookie Crusader

I present to you, the official guide to Biscuit Brigade: Hagan's Last Stand!

by thealleycat13
 
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Biscuit Brigade



In the Northwest corner sits your brother Skarl with his toy box full of little mechanical troops, which will be attacking your castle full of cookies, which is in the southeast corner. Between these two areas you will place towers, blocks, and decoys to keep Skarl's troops from stealing your cookies. I mean, who would want to have their precious chocolate chip cookies taken to be devoured by their greedy brother?



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