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A Snowball Toss Away - A Guide to Snow Wars

You give the game a try and after a while come to the conclusion that: "The game is all LUCK—it would take FOREVER to get a gold trophy." Now that's where you would be wrong...

by raverchris
Neopia's Most Spoiled Inhabitants

Why are your beloved neopets misbehaving? The most common reason is because they are too spoiled.

by puppyluv64
Five Things Neopians Should Know About the Candychans

You should show your immense love for the Candychan by buying lots of stuff.

by twocents
Luck and Lucky Charms

Superstition. Many Neopians have it; many more disregard it with a laugh and a wave while secretly touching the four leaf clover in their pocket.

by neo_cool_dude12
Top 10 Garden Gnomes

This gnome is said to be around when things start to disappear...

by reeses_pet
Power Shake: The Smoothie Store Tuskaninny

So, my first interview. I decided to go for an "everyday hero" angle...

by flowerblossom_823
Mining Made Manageable

The main focus of this game is finding the Kreludan Metal and returning it to the refining plant.

Also by frosted_chooch

by lions_critters

Reset Rampage

Sportsmanship is not only applicable during the Cup or plots, but for any activity that involves competition.

by s57v58
Double Painting Your Pets

Double painting is the act of painting your pets to acquire clothing then painting them a different color.

by jillian3_3
Passing on the Torch: Tips from a BC Veteran

Every Beauty Contest entry should be an improvement of your art, and every time you should wish to do better. But always be sure to have fun!

by queen_starshine
Top Gift Returns

That gift that inspired an insincere smile is now on its way back to the store...

by confiserie
Biscuit Brigade: Become a Top Cookie Crusader

I present to you, the official guide to Biscuit Brigade: Hagan's Last Stand!

by thealleycat13
 
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"A Water Faerie's Secret" by heartswishingstars
You see, I do have a name. It was not taken from me... exactly. Not being able to be known by my name is part of my penance. I do believe I have about ninety years left to labor as a nameless servant to all the weak and sick of Neopia. After the first few years I gave up on counting...




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The Trickster
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The Pound Life
There was no warmth in the pound; only a cool, bitter breeze that left Lavender shivering...

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Different: Part Two
"I hated to do it to him, elder, but what else could I have done? I could not watch my only son be killed trying to fly!"

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Tales of Cadmium, Athena, and Saffron: The Fight - Part One
"I had the most bizarre dream last night," Athena announced. The others looked at her expectantly...

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Niptors are...
Niptors aren't very edible, it seems.

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Shiny!

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