The most fantastic thing in the universe! Circulation: 143,909,097 Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide

Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns
Ghost Pets

Ghost pets are tons of fun...

by mikewavemaster
The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers

Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice
Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!

In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

by inkheart971
Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...

Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.

by coridabrat
Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!

Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876
A Neopian's Guide to Screenie...izing

To me, taking a screenie is like buying a suit. You can easily find a good one if you go to the right places, but finding a great one takes a bit of searching.

by megamooseking
Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II

All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian
The Wonders of Meridell

On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629
Where Have All The Mutants Gone?

A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.

by literatehyaena
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"The Changing ROOm" by oily106
How much have you given up to be here? The muscles flex, strong and lithe from years of training, the long hours wound tightly around your frame, the scars of the rebounds gone wrong writing a path of your history. How hard you played...




Other Stories


---------

Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting
"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia

---------

The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here
"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13

---------

Curse of the Werelupe: Part Six
Suddenly a shiver ran down his spine, and he instinctively turned around to survey the woods around them. A low chuckle made him jump, and a Halloween Lupe stepped out into light of the town. Crimson eyes glinted maliciously...

by rachelindea

---------

The Underground: Part One
To all the Symols who've never been noticed, and all the Spardels who've been underestimated.

by ayame_23

---------

Doom From The Darigan Citadel
Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?!

by ren172

---------

Trickblue
You want this one?

by melissa295



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.