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Itchy Invasion: A Guide for Skeiths

Itchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the hang of it.

by tamagotchi_kid456
Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the Packrats

Is your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items that you aren't even quite sure what to do with?

by lucky_dog_305
A Lime-a-licious Countdown

Lime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too!

by sweetie_me274
Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious!

Are you eating the freshest, tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide.

by purplepassiony2k
Paint Brush Polls: Pirate!

T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too!

by kallykat_03
It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is Falling

Faerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!

by aidanskyman
Neopets: The Next Dimension

It's the year 2049. Imagine it.

by jud71
Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a Zomutt

The zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa. It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets.

by cyneo_masters2
The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in Neopia

Mmmmm - cheese!

by becci2911
The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't Panic

You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail.

Also by angstyerica

by huntersglencurlz

The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your Neopets

Well, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians, for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.

by zippo92740
Bubbling YOUR Way to EXCELLENCE

Bubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today!

by wongvolution
 
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Pirate: Public Opinion



T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too! They ignore most of the rules of high fashion an' high society, yet they've created a style that's recognizable an' iconic (not t' mention, comfy an' intimidatin' at the same time). If one of these swashbucklers passed ye in the street, ye'd know straight away...



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Walking with the Shadows
I was setting up my huge Usuki collection at a large, pink booth, when a hunched, cloaked figure came up to me...

by dana64817

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Lost in the Haunted Woods
Eyes peered out from the shadows at Laylana from all directions as she moved deeper into the forest...

by lindortruffle

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Clara: Part One
The Eyrie whispered something to the lady who nodded, took a step towards the adoption counter, and stopped. The Eyrie gave her a gentle prod, but she didn't move...

by katiesheffield

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Eavesdropper's Answers: Part Two
"Yasha, parents lie a lot. They usually try to keep us safe. Although sometimes they do 'forget' to tell us that there's cake in the freezer, and they 'forget' to tell their kid she's adopted."

by lightninglover34

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D00M 2, The Lever of
Must... not... pull... again...

by rcwalters

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How To Get Away From Troubles
Ouch, guess that didn't turn out right...

by sky_wonder



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