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Itchy Invasion: A Guide for Skeiths

Itchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the hang of it.

by tamagotchi_kid456
Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the Packrats

Is your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items that you aren't even quite sure what to do with?

by lucky_dog_305
A Lime-a-licious Countdown

Lime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too!

by sweetie_me274
Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious!

Are you eating the freshest, tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide.

by purplepassiony2k
Paint Brush Polls: Pirate!

T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too!

by kallykat_03
It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is Falling

Faerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!

by aidanskyman
Neopets: The Next Dimension

It's the year 2049. Imagine it.

by jud71
Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a Zomutt

The zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa. It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets.

by cyneo_masters2
The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in Neopia

Mmmmm - cheese!

by becci2911
The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't Panic

You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail.

Also by angstyerica

by huntersglencurlz

The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your Neopets

Well, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians, for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.

by zippo92740

Bubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today!

by wongvolution
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"The Return" by phsycoticdancer
"A joke!" A green fist slammed down on the mantel and rested there. "Is that all I am?!" The caped figure raised both arms imploringly at the painting above the fireplace. "Is that all I have become?" he mourned. His arms fell to his sides, his hands tightening into fists. He swung around to look down at the quivering purple Grundo behind him, and shook one fist at it...

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Walking with the Shadows
I was setting up my huge Usuki collection at a large, pink booth, when a hunched, cloaked figure came up to me...

by dana64817


Poison Doll
It had only been a few days since her Grandmamma had sent her a similar Neogram beginning with the same sentence, Please, do not be alarmed...

by micrody


Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part Seven
Garin swam as hard as he could against the strong currents. His mind was only focused on Hannah. He had to make it to her...

by lldff


The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Six
Dublin's heart sank. Now they were going to get it. They were found out! Would they be brought to the king? Would they detain him and question Aiibis? What would they do to Xanxas?

by corr2000


The Snowager
He didn't mean to blast you. :(

Idea by niatup

by hikarru


Whoa. That's a fluffy Gnorbu. O_O

by respects

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