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|Itchy Invasion: A Guide for SkeithsItchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the
hang of it.|
|Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the PackratsIs your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items
that you aren't even quite sure what to do with?|
|A Lime-a-licious CountdownLime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life
what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation
booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too!|
|Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious!Are you eating the freshest,
tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your
very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide.|
|Paint Brush Polls: Pirate!T'day we're takin' a look at that most
seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet,
but they're devilishly handsome too!|
|It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is FallingFaerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!|
|Neopets: The Next DimensionIt's the year 2049. Imagine it.
|Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a ZomuttThe zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa.
It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets.|
|The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in NeopiaMmmmm - cheese!|
|The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't PanicYou don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch,
but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles
that require painstaking attention to detail.
Also by angstyerica
|The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your NeopetsWell, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder
on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians,
for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.|
|Bubbling YOUR Way to EXCELLENCEBubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today!|
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Pirate: Public Opinion
T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too! They ignore most of the rules of high fashion an' high society, yet they've created a style that's recognizable an' iconic (not t' mention, comfy an' intimidatin' at the same time). If one of these swashbucklers passed ye in the street, ye'd know straight away...
"I- CAN'T- TAKE IT- ANYMORE!" Two green hands slammed down
on a hover table, over which the latest Neopian Times was spread...
|Beauty of the Snow: Part Two|
Occasionally she tripped
on one or the other, and Inga would move to catch her, but the Aisha always caught
herself before she fell, with unnatural grace, and would give Inga a shy smile
before moving on...
|Sol Dreaming: Part Three|
First her owner leaves, her brother and sister are kidnapped, and some lunatic
now wants her dead. What more can go wrong?