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Itchy Invasion: A Guide for Skeiths

Itchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the hang of it.

by tamagotchi_kid456
Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the Packrats

Is your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items that you aren't even quite sure what to do with?

by lucky_dog_305
A Lime-a-licious Countdown

Lime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too!

by sweetie_me274
Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious!

Are you eating the freshest, tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide.

by purplepassiony2k
Paint Brush Polls: Pirate!

T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too!

by kallykat_03
It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is Falling

Faerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!

by aidanskyman
Neopets: The Next Dimension

It's the year 2049. Imagine it.

by jud71
Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a Zomutt

The zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa. It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets.

by cyneo_masters2
The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in Neopia

Mmmmm - cheese!

by becci2911
The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't Panic

You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail.

Also by angstyerica

by huntersglencurlz

The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your Neopets

Well, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians, for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.

by zippo92740
Bubbling YOUR Way to EXCELLENCE

Bubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today!

by wongvolution
 
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Pirate: Public Opinion



T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too! They ignore most of the rules of high fashion an' high society, yet they've created a style that's recognizable an' iconic (not t' mention, comfy an' intimidatin' at the same time). If one of these swashbucklers passed ye in the street, ye'd know straight away...



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The Return
"I- CAN'T- TAKE IT- ANYMORE!" Two green hands slammed down on a hover table, over which the latest Neopian Times was spread...

by phsycoticdancer

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The Adventures of Inspector K. Rawk: The Bandit Case
"Inspector K. Rawk! Inspector K. Rawk!" sobbed a distraught Kyrii as she stormed into the Neohome and flung herself into the chair across from his desk...

by pepperpix

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Beauty of the Snow: Part Two
Occasionally she tripped on one or the other, and Inga would move to catch her, but the Aisha always caught herself before she fell, with unnatural grace, and would give Inga a shy smile before moving on...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Sol Dreaming: Part Three
First her owner leaves, her brother and sister are kidnapped, and some lunatic now wants her dead. What more can go wrong?

by 30pets

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Inconceivable!
Perhaps the Pant Devil needs to keep his day-job...

by hakurui

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Out of Ideas
Should I tell them or shouldn't I?

by silmarwen_telrunya



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