|Chet Flash wuz here
||Issue: 258 | 22nd day of Gathering, Y8
|Itchy Invasion: A Guide for SkeithsItchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the
hang of it.|
|Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the PackratsIs your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items
that you aren't even quite sure what to do with?|
|A Lime-a-licious CountdownLime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life
what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation
booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too!|
|Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious!Are you eating the freshest,
tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your
very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide.|
|Paint Brush Polls: Pirate!T'day we're takin' a look at that most
seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet,
but they're devilishly handsome too!|
|It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is FallingFaerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!|
|Neopets: The Next DimensionIt's the year 2049. Imagine it.
|Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a ZomuttThe zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa.
It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets.|
|The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in NeopiaMmmmm - cheese!|
|The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't PanicYou don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch,
but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles
that require painstaking attention to detail.
Also by angstyerica
|The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your NeopetsWell, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder
on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians,
for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.|
|Bubbling YOUR Way to EXCELLENCEBubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today!|
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She wandered blankly back to her chair and sat down with a huff. It had only been a few days since her Grandmamma had sent her a similar Neogram beginning with the same sentence, Please, do not be alarmed. She had sent the Neogram to Slaine, saying that Slaine's great-aunt Demona had fallen ill, the illness presumed to be Neo Flu then as well. Even so...
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Serenity arrived at Neoschool at 9:30, thirty
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|Eavesdropper's Answers: Part Two|
"Yasha, parents lie a lot. They
usually try to keep us safe. Although sometimes they do 'forget' to tell us
that there's cake in the freezer, and they 'forget' to tell their kid she's