|A Guide to Jolly JugglersThis semi-fast paced game is full of laughs, tears, and an odd voice saying "oh darn" every time you hit something. Haven't
played the game yet, or have tried and sadly failed? This handy guide will help you out.|
|Snowmuncher: the Close UpIf you’re one of the Neopians who can’t manage to get through
the game Snowmuncher, here’s a guide with the close ups of the game. Here you
will find tips and hints of how to get your way through the levels of eating away
snow blocks with your new friend, Dieter. |
|The Monstrosity: a Guide to Caring for Darigan PetsYour pet has just been transfigured into
something you'd normally see at Halloween, but you're lucky. You get to experience
the spine-tingling, terrifying thrills all year long. What you need to do is
learn how to care for a Darigan pet.|
|Experimenting with ChemistryChemistry for Beginners: a strategic game where you are a chemist working in
the very scary lab. Your task is to gain points by combining two or more atoms creating combinations. As you play through the game the amount of points required to pass to the next
|What Kind of Neopian Times Reader are You?Not every reader, however, is the same. There are those of you who will head
straight to the comics, laugh your head off, and continue with your daily trek
through Neopia. Some of you may flick through the editorial, yawn, and trundle
|The 600 Million Neopoint QuestionTaking this self-centered egotistical notion that I’ve arrived, I’d like to
compose an interesting article that dwells in the fancy of you winning the gigantic
jackpot. So here it is folks, another Inconspicuous guide – The 600 million-neopoints
|The Wonderfully Helpful Guide to Whack-A-Kass!!So... the point of this game is to whack the poor helpless puppet Kass as far
as you can using a bread stick thing, paddle thing, and a spiky bat thing. |
|Making Your Account Stand OutMany people wonder what makes a person's account stand out. Is it the painted
pets or the account age? Is it the trophies or the participation in the plots?
Is it their neohome or user lookup?|
|What it Takes to Lead a GuildEver wonder if you have what it takes to lead a guild of your own? Do you know
what certain things you have to achieve? Read on to find out!
|Knowing How to GO! GO! GO!The 50 Neopoint fee
is worth the banishment of boredom, so you pay up and sit down behind the vacant
pile of nine cards. You follow suit in placing three cards face down, three
cards with their values for all to see, and putting three cards in your hand.|
|The Haunted FairgroundThey say that a change is as good as a holiday, even if it is only for one
day. So why not try something different? How does a day at the Deserted Fairground
|For the Love of CheeseSimilarly to most Neopians, I have a weakness for cheese. Anything to do with cheese,
in fact. Who wouldn't love cheese? Nobody can resist its tastiness. |
|Roomful of JellyAre you more of a marble person or a white chocolate person?
Do you prefer jelly to asparagus? Sand to brick? A neohome should reflect who
|Wait – What Happened to the Other Smileys?Before I begin my explanation of collected research, I must tell you that in
this article, I will not provide those desperate emotionless-filled Neopians
with a guide to beating all eight levels of this game, but I will explore who
exactly stole these smileys. |
|Kadaoties, Are They Truly "Ebil?"Are the Kadaoties truly ebil? This article will help explain it all.|
|Pterattack!So, I’m sure you’ve tried the well known game Pterattack, right? I’m
sure you probably want to know how to improve your score. I know I did. So I went
right to the Pteri behind the game. |
|Ten Places Even the Picky Eater Should KnowRemember food is great; you make it, you can eat it, and most importantly, throw it!|
|Unveiling AltadorAnd when I first had the pleasure
of seeing this city, I was very impressed. But I did wonder where in Neopia this
place was. A mysterious portal, when walked through, leads you to a new city;
but where is it?|
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"My Little Aggravation" by imagiknight
I was standing in the entrance hall of my house, tapping my foot impatiently as I waited for my younger sister to be ready so we could start the vacation already. And there she came, sweat dripping down her face, lugging a bulging, half-open suitcase. "Michael, can you help me close my suitcase?" she asked...
|Fyora's Chambers - An Altadorian Tragedy|
Scene: A stage, set to resemble a large, high-ceilinged room made of stone.
Twilight filtering through Large Patterned Arched windows at the left, rear,
and right of the stage reveal lavish décor, which, if one was playing a word-association
game, would surely evoke terms such as "purple" and "puffy".
|Solkaris: The Narrative - Part Three|
The room we were in now was so small one torch
was sufficient enough to dimly light up every corner in the room, and Sarina
was almost immediately back on her feet and tracing the wall paintings with
|The Replacement Courtier: Part One|
Alexien was certain that each and every one of them
was trying to look attentive, all while mentally rehearsing their own next line.
The council excelled at that sort of thing; not listening, exactly, just waiting
with feigned patience for their own turn to speak...