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A Guide to Jolly Jugglers

This semi-fast paced game is full of laughs, tears, and an odd voice saying "oh darn" every time you hit something. Haven't played the game yet, or have tried and sadly failed? This handy guide will help you out.

by frodo_the_clone
Snowmuncher: the Close Up

If you’re one of the Neopians who can’t manage to get through the game Snowmuncher, here’s a guide with the close ups of the game. Here you will find tips and hints of how to get your way through the levels of eating away snow blocks with your new friend, Dieter.

by heart_teddy_bear
The Monstrosity: a Guide to Caring for Darigan Pets

Your pet has just been transfigured into something you'd normally see at Halloween, but you're lucky. You get to experience the spine-tingling, terrifying thrills all year long. What you need to do is learn how to care for a Darigan pet.

by xx_thatguy_xx
Experimenting with Chemistry

Chemistry for Beginners: a strategic game where you are a chemist working in the very scary lab. Your task is to gain points by combining two or more atoms creating combinations. As you play through the game the amount of points required to pass to the next level increases.

by feathertwisterz
What Kind of Neopian Times Reader are You?

Not every reader, however, is the same. There are those of you who will head straight to the comics, laugh your head off, and continue with your daily trek through Neopia. Some of you may flick through the editorial, yawn, and trundle off...

by doughnut215
The 600 Million Neopoint Question

Taking this self-centered egotistical notion that I’ve arrived, I’d like to compose an interesting article that dwells in the fancy of you winning the gigantic jackpot. So here it is folks, another Inconspicuous guide – The 600 million-neopoints question.

by pugnaciousilliterate
The Wonderfully Helpful Guide to Whack-A-Kass!!

So... the point of this game is to whack the poor helpless puppet Kass as far as you can using a bread stick thing, paddle thing, and a spiky bat thing.

by ultraviolet_girls
Making Your Account Stand Out

Many people wonder what makes a person's account stand out. Is it the painted pets or the account age? Is it the trophies or the participation in the plots? Is it their neohome or user lookup?

by cutelittlechinchilla
What it Takes to Lead a Guild

Ever wonder if you have what it takes to lead a guild of your own? Do you know what certain things you have to achieve? Read on to find out!

by draco__girl
Knowing How to GO! GO! GO!

The 50 Neopoint fee is worth the banishment of boredom, so you pay up and sit down behind the vacant pile of nine cards. You follow suit in placing three cards face down, three cards with their values for all to see, and putting three cards in your hand.

by mischa_rox
The Haunted Fairground

They say that a change is as good as a holiday, even if it is only for one day. So why not try something different? How does a day at the Deserted Fairground sound?

by rebeanth
For the Love of Cheese

Similarly to most Neopians, I have a weakness for cheese. Anything to do with cheese, in fact. Who wouldn't love cheese? Nobody can resist its tastiness.

by parrotsquawk225
Roomful of Jelly

Are you more of a marble person or a white chocolate person? Do you prefer jelly to asparagus? Sand to brick? A neohome should reflect who you are.

by literalluau
Wait – What Happened to the Other Smileys?

Before I begin my explanation of collected research, I must tell you that in this article, I will not provide those desperate emotionless-filled Neopians with a guide to beating all eight levels of this game, but I will explore who exactly stole these smileys.

by __jxhn_
Kadaoties, Are They Truly "Ebil?"

Are the Kadaoties truly ebil? This article will help explain it all.

by azasub
Pterattack!

So, I’m sure you’ve tried the well known game Pterattack, right? I’m sure you probably want to know how to improve your score. I know I did. So I went right to the Pteri behind the game.

by hotchick859
Ten Places Even the Picky Eater Should Know

Remember food is great; you make it, you can eat it, and most importantly, throw it!

by minniemouseluvr9
Unveiling Altador

And when I first had the pleasure of seeing this city, I was very impressed. But I did wonder where in Neopia this place was. A mysterious portal, when walked through, leads you to a new city; but where is it?

by devil1699
 
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A Quest for Edna
"Yes. I know. But this will not be an ordinary quest, not for you, Haltz…. I'd like to make it a bit different."

by pippylouise

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Starlight Invasion: Star City
In the warehouse behind Bryne, the hundreds of Grundo babies- identically goggle-eyed and gormless, the lot of them- lay dormant in their little cots...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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The Five Kaus: Part Seven
"Be reasonable, Red Metonot!" gasped White Metonot, once again dodging one of Red's deadly kicks. "Whooper is our Petpet!"

by jacob133

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The Kreludan Conspiracy: Part Three
I pulled myself to my feet and examined my prison. The only door was a thick slab of metal that was bolted from the outside...

by azellica

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Take it Away!
I won't tell.

by liljess_123

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Megapepper Pizza
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