|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7
|A Not-So-Helpful Guide to GormballNow I'm sure you have all heard
of Gormball. If you haven't, I suggest you go to this big, fun, and seemingly
magical place most people call "The Game Room". |
|What Makes the Magic Smelly Socks Smelly?But have you ever wondered
how the socks get smelly? I began research a month ago...|
|A Battler's Friend: PetpetsIf you walk into a shop and you see
a Spyder lifting weights then you need that one... I’m just kidding.|
|A Bakery ReviewThis quaint little bakery is simply divine, and the baker is so nice to all
of his customers. He always greets them cheerfully and elegantly at the door
and always leaves a great display of scrumptious items in his shop.|
|How to Succeed at Gadgadsgame Without Really TryingA beginner's guide to Gadgadsgame reveals the secret to success: a lack of effort!|
|An Interview With the Humble Red NeggI had quite a few questions
to ask these Red Neggs – and had anyone ever been brave enough to do it? No!
|Typing Terror Tips for Tired TypersAre your fingers typing all day, even when you're not on the computer?
Do you remember where every key is on your keyboard?|
|Happy Home HuntingQuiet or they'll hear us! Um, she means that we're here to tell
you about all the lovely things you can do in the various places one can build
Also by year_of_the_fox
|Sloth: True Neopian StoryNo one will ever be a symbol of the greatness
that is Neopia like our good friend and evil menace Doctor Frank Sloth.|
|Neopia - Journal by Alkiore A. AishaThis is an article of exploration made by a brave explorer, Alkiore. The following
is based on true events, which happened to our brave explorer when he was sent
to the planet we know only as “Neopia.”|
|Magic vs. Technology - Which is the Better Element?It really was a tricky question. I mean, the highly advanced technology of
the Space Station was, in a lot of ways, similar to the magic found in places
like Meridell or Brightvale.|
|At the Faerie FestivalWhether you're
a simple but important elemental faerie, or a different sort with a power all
your own, this is one holiday you wouldn't want to miss.
Also by shadowcristal
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"The Game is Gormball" by sweetie_me274
"So?" sighed Ember, a hint of jealousy in her voice. "Your destinies don't lead to small glass bottles where you are trapped until some rich Neopian buys you. Then you have to bless their wretched pet, be released, and do the same thing again."
It's terrible how some people treat their pets...
Art by fetedieu