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Favorite Faerieland Foods


by auraphic

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Ah, faerie foods. With their wings and sparkle, they’re one of the most beautiful kinds of food in all of Neopia. Who doesn’t take a look at a Blue Moon Sundae or some Faerie Fondant and immediately want to visit Faerieland to satisfy the cravings that those foods trigger? No Neopian I’ve met yet, that’s for sure.

Yet as I have found, not all faerie foods are created equal. While it’s true that all of them are delicious in their own individual ways, some are certainly more delicious than others. For example, who would want to eat something like Faerie Asparagus when they could have Icy Faerie Mallows instead? Or a Plain Faerie Cake instead of Fizzy Faerie Jelly? Or even Brilliant Bubble Cream instead of Faerie Flotsam Fricassee? The comparisons are endless!

So in order to help Neopians figure out which faerie foods are most suited to their taste buds, I have decided to compile a list of the top seven most delicious foods in all of Neopia. Any of these seven foods would make a perfect snack for a visiting Neopian to purchase during a trip to Faerieland. But I have to warn you: beware! Once you start eating these foods, you may never want to stop.

7. Chocolate Faerie Mallows

To start our list off, let’s talk about faerie food number seven: Chocolate Faerie Mallows. These delicious mallows are made from a strawberry core, which is then surrounded by marshmallow fluff, dipped into chocolate, and sprinkled with a pinch of faerie dust. Each Chocolate Faerie Mallow is handmade by Faerieland dessert chefs, and tastes delicious both alone and accompanied by a dozen other mallows. The perfect faerie dessert; these mallows will capture your heart as soon as you try them.

6. Faerie Baked Potato

When you’re in Faerieland and looking for something a bit more substantial than a dessert or snack, the Faerie Baked Potato is the way to go! It may just look like a simple potato with wings, but trust me, it’s so much more than that. Each Faerie Baked Potato starts off its life on a farm, where it is grown to the perfect size. Then it’s taken to the Faerieland kitchens, where it’s baked in a simmering heat. Once that cooking is complete, the potato is then doused in butter and faerie dust until it reaches the perfect flavor. A Faerie Baked Potato makes the perfect lunch or dinner for any hungry Neopian, and is far more divine than any of the plain potatoes found in other lands.

5. Earth Faerie Broccoli

Number five on our list today is Earth Faerie Broccoli. Let me just start off by assuring you that even if you’ve had broccoli before, you’ve never tasted broccoli as good as this. A glittery, green piece of broccoli with wings of its own, Earth Faerie Broccoli is a delicious treat that is perfect for any Neopians who might get stomach butterflies when it comes to eating ordinary greens. It's fresh, it's beautiful, it's savory—and eating it is a surefire way to make sure that you're getting your daily vitamins!

4. Faerie Fried Egg

Number four on our list would be a breakfast favorite: the Faerie Fried Egg. While this breakfast may just contain one single egg, it shouldn’t be underestimated. That single egg is hand-fried on a purple frying pan, then immersed by a cloud of spices that are unique to Faerieland. A meal made only by masters, this egg is not only artistically shaped to have wings of its own, but is cooked to perfection in order to achieve the flawless fluffy, floaty consistency that all great eggs must have. No one but the faeries themselves could have the knowledge it takes to make something this magically delectable, and the Faerie Fried Egg is a must have for any Neopians visiting Faerieland during breakfast time!

3. Light of the Faeries Jam

At a proud number three, next on our list is Light of the Faeries Jam. Not only is this jam a beautiful shade of blue that’s entirely unique to Faerieland, but it's also filled with handpicked rosemary, crushed foxgloves, and heaps of sparkling light. It's the perfect thing to add to morning toast, an afternoon sandwich, or even to have as a sweet treat after dinner. And not only does this jam taste great fresh, but because it’s a preservative, it can be kept in one’s Neohome kitchen for several months. So even when rosemary and foxgloves are out of season, one can still enjoy their wonderful flavor through this simple, yet enchanting jam. It’s the perfect addition to anyone’s home or kitchen!

2. Faerie Orange

As we near the top of our list, we reach our number two faerie food, the Faerie Orange. The perfect snack for any Neopian who's a fan of fresh fruits and veggies, Faerie Oranges are handpicked every season from only the best of faerie-kept orchards. The perfect combination of juicy, fresh, and fluttery qualities, these lovely oranges are almost guaranteed to make your stomach feel like it’s flying. Other fruits may try to compare, but they certainly don’t come the slightest of close to the dreamlike qualities that make Faerie Oranges such a unique treat from Faerieland!

1. Glorious Fyora Sundae

And the number one, top most delicious and opulent faerie food on our list is the Glorious Fyora Sundae! Not only does this sundae come in its own Fyora-themed bowl, but it's filled with three separate ice cream flavors, each of which can be personalized to one’s own choice. And if that isn't enough for you, there's even a small chocolate wafer included with every bowl of ice cream, so Neopians can have something crunchy to sprinkle over their entire cold treat. Heavenly, sweet, creamy, and crunchy, this sundae is the whole nine yards, and is the perfect thing to have after spending a hot day trekking through Faerieland. It truly is one of the most remarkable foods in all of Faerieland; perhaps even all of Neopia!

As you can see by their descriptions, these seven foods are some of Faerieland's most delicious creations. Only found in Faerieland’s food shop, each is made using love, care, and a little bit of magic. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tried at least one thing from this exquisite area of the world, so be certain to make it a point and pick them up next time you stop by a store in Faerieland. Each food is sure to leave you or your Neopet feeling as if you've had a meal fit for a king!

 
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