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Week - 209

What Makes the Magic Smelly Socks Smelly?
by queenkeiko
Description: But have you ever wondered how the socks get smelly? I began research a month ago...

Week - 212

Magic Smelly Socks - USEFUL?!
by fip
Description: Magic Smelly Socks. Wait wait wait! -grabs you by the back of your shirt- Don't worry! There won't be any demonstrations!

Week - 228

Snow Wars
by jesmeonne
Description: And it was his turn. Anything could happen. Nohla had flattened everything but the ice puddle on the Snow Cone's side of the field in the first 22 minutes...

Week - 236

The Day Spike's Life Changed
by esmerulesok
Description: Spike gasped as the petpets cried and squeaked in terror...

Week - 345

Jhudora's Cloud Uncovered
by princessmelissa83
Description: But what the citizens of Neopia do not know is what Jhudora does with these items once they’ve been retrieved.

Week - 361

Seeking Ancient Treasure
by princessmelissa83
Description: The adventures of my pets - Tavie, Loli and Hiyouji - and the things they do when I'm not online.

Week - 462

We Want Lunch
by _sme_
Description: "I just can't keep up with you," she had said. "And that name... well, it just says it all!"

Week - 492

Dreams Take Wing
by _sme_
Description: Dreamer, a tiny blue and gold Faerie Techo, scampered up the tree as fast as her little legs could carry her.

Week - 494

S.M.E.L.T. Game Guide
by prada_prince
Description: For the New Game Sensation that hit Neopia recently, some of us might need a little help figuring out some tips! GL!

Week - 495

Me and my Alien
by karenknismesis
Description: ...Roger isn't the most subtle when attempting to evade chores.

Week - 495

I Smell a S.M.E.L.T. Guide!
by justlilly
Description: In this game, your objective is to help Tangor, a green Mynci, in his quest to make perfect cuts for his clients, people all around Neopia.

Also by moocowalex


Week - 548

It's Kind Of A Smelly Story
by flyingape
Description: Balluna the Mutant Blumaroo and How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slorg

Week - 560

Family
by phantomsmelody1871
Description: Before she could say anything else, I turned and sprinted off into the Haunted Woods, ignoring my sister as she continued to call my name...

Week - 563

You've Got A Friend In Me
by phantomsmelody1871
Description: Oh, why in Neopia had I ever agreed to this? Altador knew that I was terrible at Gormball...

Week - 571

Hissi Isle: Part One
by _sme_
Description: Within a few moments the voice of Lightning, the pirate Quiggle, cut through the mists. "The fog is clearing, Captain!"

Week - 572

Hissi Isle: Part Two
by _sme_
Description: "Apparently there is a Faerie Queen in another land that knows a lot about magical things. Maybe she can help us figure out how to find Ryikea."

Week - 573

Hissi Isle: Part Three
by _sme_
Description: Kamedyc looked down at his hands. Shining blue ice is what he was now. It seemed the amulet was slowly changing him as well.

Week - 604

This was... Smelly
by lyteila
Description: Ew, you smell!

Art by white_draigon


Week - 621

Beauty Contest Advertisments
by blackforest_wolf
Description: A true story.....

Week - 665

Scholarly Aspirations
by annaisme2006
Description: Anticipation hung in the air as word of the latest Imperial Exam spread from Neopet to Neopet. The brightest minds of Shenkuu were preparing...

Week - 665

Top 12 Items to Show Your Love for Skeiths
by annaisme2006
Description: Should you want to make any Skeith-type purchases, feel free to venture past the limits of this guide...

Week - 669

Smells Like a Bargain
by chicken_gurl
Description: Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

Week - 695

Aurora's Assessment: Part One
by bittersweet52
Description: Once upon a time, in a small vale between two lesser mountains in the Terror Mountain range, there was a tiny kingdom whose population was made up solely of Bori. This kingdom was called Sevenin, and was ruled by a king and queen.

Week - 696

Aurora's Assessment: Part Two
by bittersweet52
Description: As the tunnel started veering off to the right, I kept my right paw on the wall. The light faded quickly and soon it seemed like I was barely inching along. I had my left paw out in front of my face so that I wouldn't accidentally brain myself on a stalactite. I probably already had a concussion from the fall earlier, no need to make it worse

Week - 697

Aurora's Assessment: Part Three
by bittersweet52
Description: It was a typical day in the laboratory. I had started out my morning cleaning glassware, and had plans to meet Ysila for lunch. After about a week working at the lab, and living in the dormitories set aside for the experimental subjects, I had bumped into her the first day I had gotten up enough courage to venture outside again. She remembered me easily, due to my very distinct, mutated physical features.

Week - 709

The Smelly Truth
by rikarie
Description: Well, that stinks.

Week - 750

Travels and Souvenirs: The White Weewoo Edition
by smeehoo27126043
Description: The White Weewoo traveled all over Neopia for the 750th issue of the Neopian Times! Doesn’t that sound exciting? He did it all by flight, too! Neopia is a vast world with so much to see and do. It’s an adventure waiting to happen! With that being said, I’m going to tell you about some of the White Weewoo’s top destinations on his tour through Neopia.

Week - 753

The Library Faerie's Top 10 Unique Glasses
by smeehoo27126043
Description: I am the Library Faerie, owner and operator of the beloved Crossword Puzzle and Faerieland Bookshop! I'm here today to put aside my yearning for books and give you my top 10 pairs of glasses and why I chose them.

Week - 781

Where to Eat Neopia
by itsmeganduhx
Description: Restaurants are categorized according to destination and include price points, the most popular entrees, and vegetarian options. Let the eating begin!

Week - 782

Where to Stay Altador
by itsmeganduhx
Description: If your team loses, why not lose in luxury?

Week - 783

Where to Eat Neopia: Part Two
by itsmeganduhx
Description: Welcome back to part two: let’s eat!

Week - 784

Spring's Top 20 Beauty Buys
by itsmeganduhx
Description: April showers bring May flowers, and what do May flowers bring? New make-up, and loads of it.

Week - 785

I'm With the Band
by itsmeganduhx
Description: After a year-long hiatus, the Stones will be breaking the sound barrier from Kreludor to Maraqua and the fun is only just beginning. With new music out and a whole new outlook on life, this summer is going to be on fire.

Week - 786

Plushie Tycoon: The Method Behind the Madness
by itsmeganduhx
Description: As my quest for avatars begins to narrow, there is one I find myself still constantly skipping over: the smug Skeith representing the harrowing game of Plushie Tycoon.

Week - 787

I’m With the Band: Charming Out with Jub Zambra
by itsmeganduhx
Description: Jub Zambra and his fanciful Cobrall stops by Tyrannian Rock 104 to give fans a glimpse of his summer to come.

Week - 789

How to be an Avatar Collector
by luvsmells
Description: But then there are those who love avatars with all of their heart, dedicating all their time to becoming the best avatar collector in all of Neopia. These people are the True Avatar Collectors.

Week - 800

The White Weewoo’s Ten Favorite Foods of Neopia
by smeehoo27126043
Description: So yummmyyy....

Week - 818

Maybe... wait, huh?? (Part 4: Bretto Smells)
by rivera_ice_princess
Description: Are you sure about that? Also by oo0obretto0oo

Week - 885

A Chat With Famous Neopians: White Weewoo
by smeehoo27126043
Description: Hello everyone and welcome to a special edition of A Chat With Famous Neopians! You all know me - Quiz Guy! Every week we ask a random and spectacular Neopian who has big notoriety around Neopia, to come and let us pick their brain with some cool questions!

Week - 897

Arrival of Spring
by hite
Description: Always look on the bright side Also by i_am_smelly_dung

Week - 898

Kismet's "Easy" Job
by lugal222
Description: “It will be an easy job,” she said, Kismet thought with a groan as he stared at the fourteen swords pointing at his face.

Week - 936

Snowy's (Smelly?) Prize
by baiuki
Description: Thankfully Snowy doesn't award scratch and sniff plushies...

Week - 965

Top 10 Meridell vs Darigan Stamps
by smeehoo27126043
Description: "Hello and welcome to this episode of “Top 10” Meridell vs Darigan edition! Today we will be talking about the top ten best stamps created for the Meridell vs Darigan plot that happened many years ago."

Week - 969

The Library Faerie's Top 10 Books Around Neopia
by smeehoo27126043
Description: "Today we are going to talk about one thing: books. I am going to share ten awesome books that I hope you might take an interest in. They are from all parts of Neopia. From Lost Desert to Haunted Woods – books are here to stay."

Week - 977

Top 10 Valentine's Day Items In Neopia
by smeehoo27126043
Description: "Some people take this day very seriously and some don’t really care about it. Whatever your feelings may be, this is a great read about the different kinds of items that show this day for what it is!"

Week - 978

Cheeseroller: Top 10 Random Cheeses
by smeehoo27126043
Description: "For this episode we will talk about the one thing most people can agree on… cheese. Cheese, in its full glory, is so delicious!"

Week - 979

Top 10 Illusen Day Foodie Items
by smeehoo27126043
Description: "Hello and welcome! On this episode of Top 10 Items, we have a theme dedicated to the one and only Illusen!"

Week - 990

Bedtime in Moltara
by squishyfishylovesme
Description: "Time for bed..." Collab with tkprtyrhd

Week - 1031

The Fruit Chia Woes
by squishyfishylovesme
Description: I think I'm good... Collab with yantato & darkobsession

 
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Lost Desert Travel Brochure
South of the Haunted Woods is a land rich in magic, treasure, and adventure: The Lost Desert.

by halondrus

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Terrors of the Carnival
I found myself there once, in error, in that land of forgotten meaning; Lost amid those lurking terrors, I felt certain I was dreaming.

by sir_serene

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The Great Petpetpet Haiku Marathon - Part 1
There are so many Neopian Petpetpets Let’s introduce them

by hanna_banana

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Better Than You
This contestant likes a good challenge. Collab with coolman233312

by lightningtrouble_65

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Terror Reckons, Treasure Beckons
Terror’s precipice is the highest peak, each crevice concealed by its mightiest mystique. Deep runs the recess into the interior, seeping into pieces that are far inferior.

by periodicage



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