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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Blobikins are extremely dim-witted, but nevertheless it is essential to train them not to eat until it is meal time; otherwise you may return to your Neohome after a long outing to find all your furniture mysteriously gone and the Blobikins swollen to the size of a large canopy bed.


Assignment 53



The Neopets Team has released a new game called Assignment 53, and it has been a huge hit with Neopians all around. To add to the excitement of this trivial game, you can now earn an avatar (almost always) by completing the game! Oh, and don't forget the bragging rights...

Rare Petpets



Suppose you're a multi-millionaire, and have the means to spare no expense in providing your Neopet with the very best? If you are fortunate enough to fit the above description, then this guide is for you. When it comes to rare and expensive Petpets, you really are spoilt...

Items from the Money Tree


Millions of Neopians visit the Money Tree every day in hopes of taking home a free item, or maybe a small bag of neopoints. But because of the large crowds of people hovering around the tree, it can become quite difficult for one to snatch a worthwhile reward. But fear not! This nifty little guide will give you some great pointers on how to nab those precious Old Rotten Left Boots before others can lay their filthy little paws on them! Yay...

Other Stories
"Full of Toast and Underwater" by shadowstrand
I accept that our owner's responsible for us. I respect that. I have trust that she wants the best for us. What I don't have is much faith in her knowing what that actually is. My past experiences with her taste in neohome décor is, on the few occasions that we left the neolodge to stay at home for a while, it was full of toast...

"The Misfortunate Travels of Lemuel Gelert" by patt788
He was a sly, crafty fellow, and he offered me a vessel for a million neopoints. Imagine! A million for one of the run-down scraps of driftwood with mast and rigging he was trying to scalp! But I out-Doglefoxed the poor sap. I talked him down to a mere twelve hundred thousand...

"Just Cookies" by checkered_cat
White, the white Usul, was busy setting out orange and red tissue paper and ribbons to wrap the cookies in once they were frosted. She stood by the dining room table, counting the wrappings to make sure they had enough. "Is this going to be enough?" she asked, watching as her owner set the dough cut-outs on the baking sheets...


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