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An Interview with Neopia's #1 Hoarder: Wallace

Ever wondered what that Red Wocky from Wicked Wocky Wobble wants with all that junk?

by fashiongirl25
Wrath of the Snowager Trophy Guide

You, the Snowager, are the victim of a thief Chia that is taking your treasures under your nose. Your mission, of course, is to recover all the stolen items.

by nicanorduarte
Top 10 Slushies of All Eternity

Slushies are really popular all throughout Neopia, a sweet treat many Neopians love and adore as their favorite cold thing to drink (sorry, lemonade).

by fairygold
Foolproof Ways to get Items from the Money Tree

Arriving early is very important. If you are late, other people will take all the items, leaving you nothing.

by thorndie
Rare Petpets and How to Care for Them

Suppose you're a multi-millionaire, and have the means to spare no expense in providing your Neopet with the very best?

by burning_shadows_79
A Glimpse Into High-Stakes Gambling

At this point, you probably know your options: Nerkmids, Scratchcards, Treasure Maps, or the Wheel of Extravagance. Only one questions remains: Which one?

by wellesley_girls
Sakhmet Solitaire: The Guide

Here to learn some useful tips that will (hopefully) help you finally win a game of Solitaire!

by water14melon
Assignment 53 - A Guide to Getting the Avatar

The best way to win is to practice. I do not expect you to get the avatar the first time through (though that would be quite impressive if you did), and you shouldn't either.

by return_of_weatherbee
 
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"Full of Toast and Underwater" by shadowstrand
I accept that our owner's responsible for us. I respect that. I have trust that she wants the best for us. What I don't have is much faith in her knowing what that actually is. My past experiences with her taste in neohome décor is, on the few occasions that we left the neolodge to stay at home for a while, it was full of toast...




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Full of Toast and Underwater
The Maraqua part I get. Okay, yes, I am a magma Grarrl, but we had the explore tool and that worked. But the toast...

by shadowstrand

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Based on Appearances
My owner didn't find me in the normal fashion. I wasn't found in some Petpet Shop.

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Cinnamon and Vinegar: Part One
Some of my dreams are the future, but all the rest are nonsense.

by ellbot1998

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Masquerade: Part Two
She flapped her wings awkwardly as she slipped her way down the icy slopes of the caverns. Suddenly, the Snowager appeared behind her, enraged and chasing her at full speed!

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Funny Food - Part 2/5
No one can defeat me!

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Scary Soup: Munch
*whimper*

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