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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

It's possible that it wasn't really so high, but when you're about to climb something with a Virtublaster 1000 between your teeth and the hope that no one will see you and consider it odd, your mind exaggerates the distance for you.

Guide to Galleries

Before you even think about making your gallery, think of a theme. Be original - not just plushies or anything common. And if you don't have too much money, one that's relatively cheap to do, too. If you can't think of anything, do an unusual combination - keychains & omelettes, for example...

Food for Thought

Good afternoon, Food Club fans! My name is Elle E. Funt, and I have something special in store for you today. You can watch the Food Club competitions any day, but today we'll be taking a behind-the-scenes look at this exciting Krawk Island game!

Dr. Sloth Speaks

Many Neopians don't know about the secret, underground workings of their economy. They don't realize how hard it is to make sure everything is on track, that one little thing gone wrong could destroy them! I, Dr. Sloth, sympathize with you. It’s time we teach those ignorant Neopians...

Other Stories
"Semi-Evil Assistant #4" by silent_snow
He had actually gone to the length of closing up the lab ray for the day, just so that he could spend his time searching instead of zapping pets. You see, Erik had lost his petpet...

"Two Peas in a Pod" by mygoodguild
Demali and Zyna, twin sister pea Chias, were living and growing in a pea pod together ever since they were born. Now, a few months later, Demali and Zyna were almost done growing...

"Water Wings" by sweettartlucy
I scrambled excitedly for the pool. Oops. Splash! I had clumsily slipped in a puddle of water, and fallen into the pool. And I couldn't swim. I thrashed my limbs about uselessly, only tiring myself out...

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Magax Made Easy
I can help you become good at this game if you can put aside 20 minutes every day for one week.

by aluminum_boat


Sanity Obsolete
Good news, everyone!

Art by 13blackdragons

by evanescent_pudding


Faerie Tales: part 3
One girl's trash is another one's treasure...

by lotticat


A Note from Dr. Sloth: How to Ruin Neopia's Economy
The following is a list of things you could do to completely ruin the lives of all Neopians. Strike them at their heart: their economy!

by spiky325


Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part Six
Hearing Jeran's sharp whistle and the sound of quickly approaching foot steps, Mareian dropped the book she was holding and pulled the pair of small daggers out from her sleeves...

by nimras23

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