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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


It's possible that it wasn't really so high, but when you're about to climb something with a Virtublaster 1000 between your teeth and the hope that no one will see you and consider it odd, your mind exaggerates the distance for you.


Guide to Galleries



Before you even think about making your gallery, think of a theme. Be original - not just plushies or anything common. And if you don't have too much money, one that's relatively cheap to do, too. If you can't think of anything, do an unusual combination - keychains & omelettes, for example...

Food for Thought



Good afternoon, Food Club fans! My name is Elle E. Funt, and I have something special in store for you today. You can watch the Food Club competitions any day, but today we'll be taking a behind-the-scenes look at this exciting Krawk Island game!

Dr. Sloth Speaks


Many Neopians don't know about the secret, underground workings of their economy. They don't realize how hard it is to make sure everything is on track, that one little thing gone wrong could destroy them! I, Dr. Sloth, sympathize with you. It’s time we teach those ignorant Neopians...

Other Stories
"Semi-Evil Assistant #4" by silent_snow
He had actually gone to the length of closing up the lab ray for the day, just so that he could spend his time searching instead of zapping pets. You see, Erik had lost his petpet...

"Two Peas in a Pod" by mygoodguild
Demali and Zyna, twin sister pea Chias, were living and growing in a pea pod together ever since they were born. Now, a few months later, Demali and Zyna were almost done growing...

"Water Wings" by sweettartlucy
I scrambled excitedly for the pool. Oops. Splash! I had clumsily slipped in a puddle of water, and fallen into the pool. And I couldn't swim. I thrashed my limbs about uselessly, only tiring myself out...


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Magax Made Easy
I can help you become good at this game if you can put aside 20 minutes every day for one week.

by aluminum_boat

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part Eight
Speak of the Pant Devil, I thought: Bryce was home. I felt my stomach drop...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part Six
Hearing Jeran's sharp whistle and the sound of quickly approaching foot steps, Mareian dropped the book she was holding and pulled the pair of small daggers out from her sleeves...

by nimras23

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The Most Beautiful Thing
I can remember it as though it were yesterday. I was climbing aboard The Cunnameta, bags and all, ready to find some buried treasure worth a king's ransom...

by azn_suga_babe

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Shadowchild: Part Three
I didn't remember falling asleep, but I was soon jolted awake by the relentless knocking at my door...

by sara_mossflower



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