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April Poetry Compilation


by _brainchild_

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April Poetry Compilation

    Xenia, Master Prankster: A Victim's Lament

    Xenia, Master Prankster, is

A witch I wish I could dismiss,

But she plays such annoying pranks.

They make me angry, to be frank!

    My Petpet, now one-tenth its size,

Has met a quite unique demise

Because this prankster cursed it. Boo!

I really think she needs to shoo.

    Her magic, full of power, can

Play awful pranks---I'm not a fan.

My friend has been flipped upside-down!

Right now, he wears a giant frown.

    My sister is a Mortog now

Because the prankster cursed her. How

Does Xenia get away with this?!

Her tricks bring anything but bliss.

    So, Xenia, hear me! I shall say:

Be nice, or you can go away!

Nobody likes an evil spell---

I'm sure you know this very well.

    A Tiring Rescue Job: Kelby the Shoyru's Lament

    My name is Kelby. I'm a Shoy

Who swims in seas that should bring joy.

However, my friends cannot swim.

This is a tragedy for them!

    My JubJub pals are drowning. Why,

This really makes me want to cry!

I have to save them, so I run

To grab them. This just isn't fun!

    A shell has hit me on the head!

Right now, I just am seeing red.

There are Dubloons, but I ignore

These coins to rescue Jubs galore.

    This Shoy is oh so tired. When

Will Jubs stop falling? Until then,

I'm running ragged through the seas.

This job does anything but please.

    The Nostalgic Grey Aisha, Gloomy No More

    Of Nostalgic Greys, the best,

The Aisha is the grumpiest.

Her sadness no one can deny.

From looking, I just want to cry.

    With droopy ears and shuttered eyes,

From where her ultimate demise

Originates is still unknown

I shudder at her awful moan.

    She spreads despair with quite the frown.

I hope I'll turn it upside-down

With something nice. A toy or treat

Enlightens everyone I meet!

    Gladly, when I bring a gift,

Her mood is something I uplift.

A tiny grin shall start to grace

Her previously gloomy face!

    I'm glad I got to bring this pet

Some joy---pure happiness she's met.

She doesn't have to be so glum---

From her I hear a cheerful hum.

    Fantastic, High-Flying Faerie Krawks

    Why, Faerie Krawks are beautiful!

No one could ever find them dull.

From head to toe, they will delight.

They really are a stunning sight!

    Their minty hair and soft pink eyes

Are gorgeous, quite the fine surprise!

Their body hue is also pink,

Which is quite thrilling, don’t you think?

    Their rosy wings amaze me. Why,

They look just like a butterfly!

The Krawks soar high in Faerieland,

Along with other pets so grand.

    This Krawk Day, if you seek a friend,

Your happiness will never end

With your own Faerie Krawk, so get

One now if you don’t have one yet.

    The Baby Faerie Lutari: A High-Flying Pet Style

    Of all Lutaris, this one is

My favourite of them all.

She’s simply one you cannot miss---

Her hues so bright enthrall.

    Her shades of blue and minty green

Are certain to impress.

Lavender, from what I’ve seen,

Is perfect, I confess.

    She is a baby, with big eyes

Which sparkle in the light.

She truly is a nice surprise---

A quite uplifting sight!

    Her wings are also shimmery.

She flies so very high

O’er clouds of Faerieland with glee.

She’s sure to rule the skies.

    So, if you seek a brand-new friend,

This otter is for you.

She’ll make you happy to no end

Amidst the skies so blue.

    The Kougra Who Sells Such Lively Companions

    At the Rock Pool, you'll find Petpets.

Rufus sells them. This Kougra

Has the most lovely creatures yet,

Such as a Bleamix or Bowla.

    The Kougra greets you. "How may I

Assist you on this sunny day?

I have fine friends for any eyes.

They'll surely cure your pet's dismay!"

    "A Lutra is a cheeky one,

While a Primella is quite shy.

Well, either pet is lots of fun,

And it's quite easy to see why!"

    I buy my Lutra, and I thank

The Kougra for his pals so sweet.

My Lutra will enjoy her tank

And dive some, an impressive feat.

    Mosaic Cybunnies: Intricately Designed Friends

    Mosaic Cybunnies are grand,

The finest creatures in the land.

They are so very colourful

So that their look is never dull.

    Their eyes are emerald green. How fun!

I cannot be the only one

Who thinks that orange and purple hues

Around the face are worth some views.

    The collar bears an intricate

Heart pattern that’s the perfect fit!

The tiles are put together by

The finest artist that I spy.

    So, if you seek a brand-new friend,

A bunny will thrill without end.

Grab one of them today, and you

Will be impressed by this fine hue.

 
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