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Issue: 874 | 9th day of Hiding, Y21 |
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The Turmaculus Avatar is a Little Rude
by zillyhoosandzombiez
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 Neopia's Top 5 Best-Dressed Monarchs
Have you ever noticed that all of Neopia’s lands are ruled by monarchs? Some are kind and benevolent, some are selfish and greedy, and yet others are despotic dictators. But what concerns this writer at the present time is not the Neopian rulers’ matters of state. Rather, it’s their sense of style. And that, dear readers, is why I am happy to present to you my list of Neopia’s Top 5 Best-Dressed monarchs!
by kayahtik |
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 I Pulled the Lever of Doom 46 Times for Research
There is, upon the Virtupets Space Station, a robot hand. Well, first there is a lever, and then there is the pulling of the lever, and then there is the robot hand. What does it want, this swift robotic hand that brushes mine on its way to my wallet? It wants neopoints, yes, but more than that. It is the Lever of Doom, so they say. Me, I prefer to call it the Lever of Brilliance.
by catfan131 |
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 Top 8 Most Random Avatars
Everyone is after the exclusive Avatar Collector’s avatar, thus most of Neopian have a very healthy competitive streak with each other. There are many types of avatar though today it is about random avatar and just like what random meant, completely random.
by xlorally |
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