teh 1337est n00zpaper

Circulation: 191,416,046

Issue: 604 | 19th day of Swimming, Y15

Home | Archives

Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Poetry

An Allegedly, Absolute Arrangement

Search the Neopian Times

Great stories!

---------

Turning Pages - Part 1
You can't lie to a face like that.

by jupebox

---------

The Best Defense is a Good Offense
You can't be immune to Random Events, but you can always have a strong Active Pet.

by _dragon_legacy

---------

The Reason You Don't Poke Drugals
This, kids, is the reason you do NOT poke Drugals...

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.

by gloomrain

---------

This was... Smelly
Ew, you smell!

Art by white_draigon

by lyteila

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.