Why Do We Kiss Mortogs? I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean,
if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of
muck.
For the Love of a Good Schmoonie Perhaps it was something
to do with the fact that Naughty Little Riff the Schmoonie was currently in the
process of smearing tchea berries all over the walls...