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 | Usuki Singing Stars #45: It's Fun Without Scary!That was so much fun, Patricia!” Sparkles gushed as she entered the living room. The pink Bruce turned to her friend and, with a wink, said, “With the perfect accessory, any girl can be a superstar!”
by downrightdude |  | The Blumalupe: Creation Once upon a time, (or three years ago) there was a secret lab under the Neopian Central. The experiments performed in this lab, which was called Neopia Labs, were very important, and had been the subject of many sabotages, including the famous "Lupe Incident" where 20 extremely large Lupes broke out and ravaged Neopia for almost a year before they were captured.
by neotilted |  | Betrayal in the SnowNo one dares betray Galem Darkhand and Masila. All but one.
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Are Endless Salad and Bread Sticks really endless?
After a long hiatus from my Neopian writing career, I decided to restart it by attempting an important and nigh impossible feat: to once and for all determine whether Endless Salad and Bread Sticks truly lives up to its moniker.
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 Superb Summer Reads
Summer is quickly coming to a close and what a better way to wrap up this month then with some good old summer reading! So get nice and comfy in your soft hammock underneath your favorite oak tree with a tall glass of iced cold tea because we will be starting this list off with an all time favorite!
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 Caves and Corridors Guide: Swinging to a Gold Trophy
Have you ever wanted to swing from vine to vine, dodge poisonous darts, avoid falling boulders, and jump over lava in a quest to collect hidden gems and treasure? Or maybe you’ve always wanted a shiny trophy for your user lookup. Or perhaps you simply want a high score to brag to your Neofriends about. Whatever the reason, Caves and Corridors may be just the perfect game for you! Also by devotedly
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 A Story of the Haunted Woods:Part Two
“Very well,” said the Storyweaver. “Let’s begin.”“Once there were a brother and sister who lived in the Haunted Woods. The brother was a carpenter while the sister was a secretary. Each day, they’d walk the path to Neovia together, and each night, they’d return to their home in the woods.
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