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Usukicon Edna

"Lady, you've been asking every pet that comes through here for one of these. I got an itch that says this ain't for no spell."

by slinkee
Decisions, Decisions

"Don't you think you're pushing Greyfur a little too much? Just look at him..."

by jayandcourtneyk
The Story of an Ixi Girl's life

"If the healing faerie doesn't heal you today, we'll have to drop you off at the pound tomorrow."

by beautiful_sim
Disc's Story

"Well," Marie began, looking at us, "As you know, we have been saving for a royal paintbrush for quite some time now."

by dragonkittymaddy
The Tale of the Reject Faerie Queen Doll

How such an ugly toy made it into the Hidden Tower...

by _x_bjork_x_
To Help A Faerie

Jhudora grabbed the potion next to it and stuck it in front of my face. "One drop of this potion on you, and you will wish you never existed..."

by rocknrollpup95
The Flavors of Humbleness

Soup Faerie pulled out her cooking vessels just as, outside, Taelia, Jhuidah and Illusen withdrew their first weapons...

by sunny_funshine
Mutant Can Be Beautiful

Just because you're painted mutant doesn't mean you're not beautiful.

by legolas_184
Worse Than Disguised Dr. Sloth!

Behind a counter next to another wooden doorway, two yellow menacing eyes glare at him. Jace suddenly wishes he had listened to his friends...

by momobiscuits
Dr. Sloth Apologizes

You little fuzz buckets are actually not too bad.

by ronnied1994
 
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Reasons To Be Mutant



The 25th day of Hiding was Mutant Day and in honor of all the Neopets that have endured their owners' wishes for them to take on these radical changes, we remind them of their special 'perks' for being... erm, special. You really wonder what was going through the owner's mind that caused them to look at their adorable, playful sweet Neopet and say, "No, I think horribly disfiguring is the way to go with you..."



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Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious?
After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets.

by rainbow2skittle

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The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant
Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!"

by ummkalima

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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part Five
"All right," Cyrus began as he rolled up the antidote scroll, "your job, Shadow, is to paint over this week's new exhibit at the Art Gallery with red paint."

by featherwingedangel

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The Legend of Vasnia: Part Four
Hektor watched in horror as one stray weapon soared through the water and struck the chain, causing the entire structure to collapse...

by costa_rican_girl

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The Quest For The Lost Desert Paint Brush -Episode 2
Gwah!! It's so tempting!

by goodsigns

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Bus Stop
You are entering another dimension. That's the signpost up ahead...

by luckyfishie



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