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Issue: 813 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y20 |
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 | Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien AishasUp in the Virtupets Space Station, not much malicious happens these days. Especially with Dr. Sloth barely being present, except to drop off some Transmogrification Potions hoping to grow his futile army, there is not a lot of drama that strikes down on the local Grundo population living in orbit around Neopia.
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Terrific Treats: The Tastiest Wintery Foods
During the winter season, many Neopians wonder what they should eat for their holiday dinner. Of course, the most important part of the meal is dessert. :P There is a myriad of choices which a Neopet has to deal with, and the options may seem overwhelming at times. To determine which foods were our favorites, my Baby Kacheek Walda and I tasted some wintery-themed desserts. We have listed our favorites below:
-----Bakery-----
Winter Snowflake Cake
Me: Here you go, Walda. --serves cake--
Walda: Christine! Vanilla is BOOORRRRINNNG! I want CHOCOLATE!
--other customers stare--
Me: Eat it anyway. It's better than nothing.
Walda: --takes a bite-- It tastes like sugar.
Me: --takes a bite-- The vanilla taste is very subtle, as if it was a ghost. The sugar's presence is much more noticeable. The crunchy white chocolate snowflakes are a nice touch.
Walda: Did someone say CHOCOLATE?!
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