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	Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One "Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared. by downrightdude
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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos
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Coping with Hoarding; SDB Clean Outs
My safety deposit box is back on track, and with a few simple tips, I can help you clear out yours.

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4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?
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by tashni

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Maybe Next Year, Kids...
Being a baby pet is very tough sometimes.

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POUNDED- Part 1
The pound is a scary place. Part one of three.

by nova_bee

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