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Headlines "Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn "Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."
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The House Down Fog Road "My stories tend to be... too depressing for the public. This is my latest." Lady Mist sighed. "I don't know what I'll do if I find another rejection letter in my mail."
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