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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One

The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

by rachelindea
One Big Happy Family: Part One

The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

by harry135535
 
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"The Age of Reason" by rcr311
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...




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A Poem of Friendship
Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine...

Also by goosher

by hello5346


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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862


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Interpreting the Battledome Screen
The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru

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A Different Kind of Valentines
"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_

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Common Mistakes
Of course we'll play!

by blublah81

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The Neopian Life
Neopian shoppers know no limits.

by niumaten



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