New Series

	What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part One From the outside, the house looked to be fairly large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell... by puppy200010
	At the AstroVilla: Part One Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival... by kemppotatoe
	Xaraak: Part One Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!" by oznozboopenheimer

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

"Erew: The Seventh Abandoning" by jamice_muff_muff
Dr._Death put his head in his hands and didn't look up for several minutes. Erew waited patiently by his desk, his tail twitching from side to side. The Lupe was used to this behavior - it happened every time. For him, at least. He knew perfectly well that Dr._Death didn't want to put up with him anymore; he was just plain sick of seeing Erew turning up...

Other Stories

---------

Goodnight, Graphie
Graphie hadn't been able to get more than a few hours of sleep for the past three days... but why? Okay, so on the first day it was because she'd eaten a whole carton of chocolate swirl ice cream...

by sweetie_me274

---------

The Right Kind of Family
During the course of three days, my little sister, Kell, or Kelly to call her by her full name, had ripped the head off of my Jeran plushie, eaten my secret collection of chocolate Jerans, stolen all my Neopoints which I was saving up for more Jeran stuff and spent it on Usukis. Who wouldn't want revenge?

by _ducky_dude__

---------

Say What?!
There is weird lingo found all over Neopia. The Battledome, the chat forums, shops... One can't get away from it.

by cdnshedevil666

---------

Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe!
If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you!

by illusen_emrald

---------

Go Crazy
Akshaaisha doesn't like names with long numbers at the end. o_O

by paranoidkit

---------

My Best Friend The Brain Tree
Deep-rooted emotional insecurities.

by johesable

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.