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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8 |
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 | More Like Saffron: Part One"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"
by rainpaint |  | My Vacation: Part OneI'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof,
Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided
it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!
by jeanaet |  | Behind the Forbidden Door: Part OneA moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face
of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So,
Flingon," Sloth purred...
by sarahleeadvent |
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It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!
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Pretzel Mum didn't even look up from the book she was
reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed.
"More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...
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