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Zombie Nation: Part Six

"My name is Mr. Jennings," the Krawk replied pleasantly. "I am a local businessman, and of course, a concerned citizen."

by herdygerdy
The Conspiracy: Part Nine

For several seconds Lockwood was simply too overwhelmed with shock and indignation to do anything but gasp and choke...

by jokerhahaazzz
March of the Fire: Part Eight

Pride. It was something that I had never felt before that day. And I shall never forget it.

Art by blizard131

by blizard131

Revolution Undercloud: Part Seven

"Skye," he yelled, in between dodging another sticky hand throw. "Don't you recognize me?"

by tealnova_dragon
Princess Bones: Part Seven

Drawing had always been a personal activity, one she liked to do in the safety of her room, or alone outside under a tree in her front yard. But now she was being watched intently, scrutinized from every angle.

by vanessa1357924680
Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part Four

"T-this must have been a trap, d-disguised with vines to keep intruders out!"

by meggierules2129
Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Five

The music box was still playing its mysterious song. Chloe started to shiver...

by downrightdude
Ascension: Part Five

One of the greatest lessons she had learned from her predecessor was the importance of never catering to pets like Velvet; to follow the whims of someone who did not respect you meant you did not respect yourself.

by d_morton
Paper Route: Part Three

A piece of bread lay untouched on the plate in Mrs. Sammlung's kitchen, set aside for the messenger who hadn't come.

Art by nut862

by nut862

Tatterwings: Part Three

"Edna's tower isn't too far away from here... she's said to be friendlier than others in this accursed wood, so I think we should start there."

by saphira_27
The Spardel Who Came to Be: Part Two

Kimmy was buzzing with excitement. She just loved that Spardel and his bulgy, non-blinking eyes. But Skylar didn't. She hated him.

by puppy_girl252
Finding Crystal: Part Two

"Um. . .my name's Carly," she started. "I just moved here from Neopia Central with my dad and my baby sister."

by hedgehog_queen
 
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