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At The Coffee Shop

Whoops.

by wokitana
Titanic Giant Squids...

Not the suction cuppy!

Written by Robotting

by fhujmasterofhedgehog

Blossoms~ Retry Part 4

Priorities.

by twillieblossom
Is The SUAP Really That Super?

Ha ha, not today!

by mustikeuh121
A Rainbow Pool Alternative

... That kind of works?

Idea by riggsy_reborn

by lizzbear_

Edible Escapades: Part One

At least he doesn't want to eat at Kelp.

Also by priscent.

by msjanny

The Sibling Experience

Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic.

by amarettoball
Royal Pain

There's a wig in my cupcake!

by winner19955
A Visit To The Shrine

Neopia doesn't always make sense

by _clement_
The Problems of Avatars

Was it really worth it?

Art by alexise1998

by chromeninja

Freak-out - Kelp

Really? At Kelp?

by ichigostars
Restocking Problems - Got Haggle Edition

Ah, nevermind!

Also by xmooink

by bittersweet52

Random Oddness

You can see why some pets don't like introductions.

by mistyqee
A Sponge-taneous Decision

Maybe not the best outcome but at least he's cleaner now?

Also by marcthegr8est1

by khanhm666

Keep Calm and Kyrii on: Orange Isn't the New Black

... Orange you glad?

by ahnyo
Aisha Avalanche

Petpets can be SO silly sometimes...

by abbyet
Pakiko!

What... Bad timing?

Also by leites

by megamak

Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important

There's a difference, folks!

Also by mike11695

by new_perspective

Ssselfie!

... Cool. Thanks.

by misshamsterlover
The Goofers

Guaranteed to scare...for real this time!

by lintsuf
 
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10 Must Have Usukis!



It's that time of year again- where everyone crowds into the Neopian Bazaar for the Usuki collectors favourite day of the year: Usukicon! Everyone is waiting to gain access into Usukiland to catch a glimpse of the newest Usuki dolls on the shelf. It is a Usuki collector's dream, except many of the Usuki's are so rare and expensive that only the top collectors own them. Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.



Other Stories


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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Fighting the Fuzzles
"Attention! Fuzzles are currently attacking the recreation deck. Please move down to the hanger and take cover until further notice." Making sure the coast was clear, she quickly ran out of the Space Battledome arena and towards the stairs. There was a loud gurgling noise behind her. She spun around and saw a bright pink Fuzzle coming at her.

by brittanyandsteven

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Seven Dastardly Scrolls
There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…

by xiaolin10413

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Rhoasy’s Raddest Restaurants #1: The Soup Kitchen
Its time to put my thoughts to pen and paper and let you Neopians know the best- and worst- of the food all over the world of Neopia. Remember: I ate it so you didn't have to!

by tennesseethomas

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The Sorceress and the Prisoner: Part Six
The first wave of battle ended with tears and shame. The overall winners of the battle were the Darigan Citadel troops, and how they rejoiced. There was going to be another one, another battle, they could all feel it. No one had truly won yet, but it was clear who had the upper hand at the moment. Meridell had to think fast before their country was taken away from them.

by dudeiloled

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Targeted Heiress: Part Four
I tossed and turned in the covers of the bed I was in. Thoughts were bouncing around my mind like a bouncy ball. For all I knew, the one who targeted Mae could still be in the Neohome. No matter how hard I tried to get that terrible thought out of my head, it stayed.

by chasing_stars44



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