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Issue: 331 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y10

Comics

	Switched, part 3 The two brothers set out to Meridell... by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.5 Underwater Fishing, anyone? by lawrence_189
	Life of a Lupe Still fire! by littledragonkid
	Random Thought o.o! Have you ever had a totally random thought...? by metalbent
	Islandlubbers Neopets always fall for this trick. by cyaneus
	Symbol of Insanity New title, and a guest star! 8D by pikemaster1
	Eat the Madness Waffles. by umbreon54399
	Sundae Delights "Biscuit Brigade: Hagan's Last Stand" by silverybreeze
	The Plant Devil Exists! That can't be right. We are logical Neopians after all. by lady_kemii
	Symol Hole Mysteries What under earth could be down there? by taknsek
	Realisation Hurts The TRUTH is out there... or in here? I forget which one... by da_dude_with_shoez
	Baby Tales: The Beginning (Part 2) Disadvantage of being a baby... by jamloljam
	Computer Chaos Those darn noobs! by fries682
	Comic Relief - Emote Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through Neopia. by hoeiva
	Neopia Weekly Bathtime... by dragonmaster44_a88
	Talk About Random - "The Reunion: Part 2" Does that mean he bites? by buizelmaniac
	Bad Timing True Story :D by mysterydreamer216
	The Reason Why #2: Paintbrushes Have you ever wondered why a glowing paintbrush is glowing? by synchroneyez
	Random Random Events Something has happened! by kitsune_wolf_youkai
	No comments... Do you believe in FATE? by hidden_0_o
	Get Groomed He doesn't like it. by lime_in_da_coconut
	On The Job Blues When you thought everything was going so right, it suddenly went all wrong. by firecat5
	Rainbow Fountain Woes Why the Rainbow Fountain Faerie hates avatars... by yampuff
	Random Oddness Hot Dog Hero confusion... by mistyqee
	Canned Insanity Poor Sloth. :'( by pirate_11
	GUMMI Ta-daa! by silverskink
	Shoyru Seasons! Shoyrus adapt well to each season, don't they? by jalele
	Geraptiku Omelette NP PLZ! by seahorsepond
	Just Sit What are these "compliments" you speak of...? by katopia12
	Pint-Sized Plot, plot, plot, plot, plot... by lachtaube
	Sloth's Fanatic Muahaha. by chesspiece171312
	Lab Ray V-day I could get used to this... -bzzap!- by unaagi
	Sloth Exclusive! Winter Edition Curious as to what the notorious Dr. Sloth does on his days off? by lilazianii
	Sloth Behind the Scenes And you thought you were bored waiting for the next step. by tess_240
	Me'o- neo: A visit from Sloth DR.SLOTH IS BACK!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS by montoran

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"Saga of the Pink Uni" by maltese51191
Mom wanted her to take charge first, which would mean she would have to start working in less than a year. And for about five years, Emma had dreaded that day. The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes, and she'd rather shiver than put on one of Starry's scarves. When the two Unis had been little, it had been Starry who'd tried on each single piece of...

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Saga of the Pink Uni
The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...

by maltese51191

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To Err is Neopian
Anariccia the pink Acara was slumped on the floor in a ridiculously awkward position, reading 'Toast Treats' for the umpteenth time...

by crispycheesypizza

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Carving Meaty Marvels in Hot Dog Hero
The condiments – mustard, mayo and ketchup – are used to construct pathways (using the mouse) for your vulnerable meaty friends.

by jugular_freeman

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Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time!
Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy?

by indulgences

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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Seven
His song had words. They told a story of a misguided Faerie who became the darkest of them all. He spoke of her rise and fall...

by ewagon

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Fyora and Jhudora: Secrets Within the Clouds - Part Three
"Indeed, dear sister," Jhudora remarked, her twisted lips still smiling demonically at them all, "you could never hope to best me!"

by bluecloud300

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