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Advanced Guide to Grundo Snowthrow

This is a guide to Snow Wars II.

by vanillastar12
How to Host a Neoquest Session

Hello and welcome to my guide on how to host a Neoquest night!

by hutaride
How to Take Grooming from Glum to Glorious

Hannah’s Quest Log has me grooming my Neopets again. But this grooming was not up to any acceptable standard.

by juli_puff
Your Guide to Terror Mountain

Is this thing on? Oh hello! Welcome to your tour of Terror Mountain. Bundle up with your jackets and gloves because this tour might get a little chilly! Collab with 4everhardys1fan

by tamimarieb
10 Budget-Friendly Petpets to Avoid and 10 Alternatives

The low price tag on some Petpets makes them a tempting option but cheap does not mean easy!

by missbeasty
 
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"Off-Season's Greetings" by azurryn
Kep asks the question right after their last practice, just as Layton's getting ready to dismiss the team. "So… what's everyone planning to do over the Winter Starlight break?" Unusual silence falls over the Darigan Yooyuball team in the wake of the question, a stark contrast from their usual rowdiness. Reshar frowns thoughtfully; Tormo huffs and sighs; Layton occupies himself by looking around at his team. Eventually, it's Tandrak who breaks it with a laugh, shrug and swish of his tail as he gets to his feet. "Practise, of course," he answers. "Gotta keep sharp, right? The Yooyuball's not gonna — " "You're still banned until your wrist recovers," Layton cuts in, glaring at Tandrak. He may be notoriously bad at following instructions, but even he doesn't go as far as to defy a direct order from the captain… usually. Tandrak fixes him with a defiant stare that Layton meets with easy impassivity, long used to his most stubborn team member's obstinacy. After another long minute of unbroken silence, Tandrak huffs in annoyance and looks back at the rest of the team instead. "Fine. I guess I have no plans then, since Vicky's just banned me from practising." "That's Vickles to you," Layton says, more for show than anything else since the nickname has long since taken root.




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