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Food Club: The Pirate Training Regimen

A special group of pirates have engaged in a different sort of training: stuffing their bellies with food! collab with theguy2020 and llttss

by coconut_rat
Academy vs Training School: Beginner Course Review

Which Battledome course is right for your pet?

by ziemelbriedis
GREATEST NEOPIAN WARRIOR: Pirate Vs Ninja Edition

Pirate versus Ninja; it’s a popular match-up for a reason...

by pikachu315111
G&B: Pirates vs Ninjas

Today, we join in the age old debate Pirates vs Ninjas! Collab with neoghia

by hotneograndma
The Top 6 Pirate Crosspaints

Today, we’re going to look at 6 types of base colours that–as a whole–look great with Pirate clothing, and are available for all or at least quite a few species!

by newenglandquizzer
Pirates vs. Ninjas: Cook-off!

Who would win in a cook-off?! Pirates, or ninjas?

by swordlilly
Insult Sword Fighting in "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"

Excitement is building after the recent announcement that The PJ Grundonn Company (NEODAQ:TPP) awarded AAA Game Studioz (@AAAgamestudioz) a license to remaster the OrangeShirt cult-classic point and click adventure game, "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"!

by rielcz
 
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"The Admiral's Ninja" by dudeiloled
The Jolly Chomby sailed through the open waters near Krawk Island with ease. As the wind gently pushed across the sails, Admiral Blackbeard stood at the helm of his ship with a satisfied smile, while his crewmates worked frantically around him to make sure everything was smooth. If there was one thing Admiral Blackbeard didn’t like, it was a bumpy ride to the harbour, because that meant his stomach would upset and his performance at the Food Club would suffer. Not that he was doing particularly well in recent years. Ah, to be youthful again! Back when his stomach could bear the great dishes of cheeses and yoghurts and pizzas that were often on display. Back when the Food Club catered much more to a healthy sense of living – large amounts of fruits and vegetables – rather than the thrill of the competition. Nowadays he fell behind, unable to tolerate dairy anymore, and his once...




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Neojutsu, Secret of the Stones
Ryshu the Nimmo seeks out the Island Mystic for information regarding the next Guardian of the Training School.

by cazcazig

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Space Pirates!
A battle ensues on tumultuous galactic seas!

by herdygerdy

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The Tidal Cave
“Come on, Wiley! What’s the holdup?” a voice called out, echoing through the forest, drifting in the breeze, finding its way towards Wiluite.

by shadowknight_72

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Another Hero's Journey...to Krawk Island
The hamlet of Seaside faced the sea to the east, abuzz with fisherfolk peddling their wares or jostling for spots on the pier...

by precious_katuch14

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No legend, no cry
When a new legend is born. Collab with myncithemonkey and timothy1692

by verna_

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Puffo's Predicament - Part 1
Puffo gets into a sticky situation...

by christie500018



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