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 | 6 Ways to Defy Dr. SlothMy fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth!
by xxkatiexx_07 |  | Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical DebateSince I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself.
by waaurufu |  | The Quest for a KQ AccompliceIs there more to the tokens than meets the eye?
by emziie |  | How to Stop Annoying CustomersWhether or not your shop is your main source of income, you can learn how avoid annoying potential customers. All it takes is a little time and common sense.
by streamergurl |  | 5 Reasons to Adopt a Mutant NeopetI'm here to tell you why you - yes, you, don't go turning away just yet! - why you should adopt one of the lovable little freaks of Neopian nature.
by kitteh_love_forever |  | Customization: How to Make YOUR Pet Fabulous!Because well-dressed pets are happy pets!
by hamzandrilez |  | Caves And Corridors: An Explorer's GuideMystery Island is home to countless tribes, exotic petpets, and dangerous places for a budding treasure hunter to visit. You play as Jake, an explorer who has been through countless trials to reach his level of expertise of exploring.
by magmadude18 |  | Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' GalleryWhile Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings...
by mecha_fang |  | Mutant Pets and YouEverything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets.
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Adopt a Mutant
We've all seen them, right? Those pets with extra eyes or bones or spikes where spikes just aren't meant to be. The pets that you turn your nose up at it as you watch them ooze or drool over their friend's finest NeoCash attire; the pets that both gross you out and terrify you a little at the same time, not in the cool and dark way of the Halloween pets or the Robots, rather because they're just a little...
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The Woes of a Jelly Pet Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly...
by meadows_lark |
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Rogue and Rover: Part Six Kanrik's arm muscles burned as they scaled the top of a cliff so steep that they'd had to use their full climbing kit. Hannah grinned impishly at him from her seat, dangling her legs over the edge above him. "Come on, slowpoke!"
by saphira_27 |
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Diamigo’s Noble Steed: Part Two So it was decided. Kind of. I was to be Diamigo's noble steed. It wasn't working out well so far, since Peophins bounce a whole lot more when going fast, and Chias, having no legs, have a lot harder time staying on...
by almedha |
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