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Toddlers' Tales: A Guide to Reading to your Baby Neo

It is a well-known fact that reading to Neopets increases their intelligence, and baby Neopets are no exception.

by mrs_cherish
Neopia's Best Sandwiches: A Countdown

Sometimes it's time to come back down to the basics. What better way to do so than a sandwich?

by dhullu
What About Trophies... For My Pet!?

Userlookup trophies are fine; time for the pets!

by x_mystichorse_x
Monochrome: Jazzmosis Takes Center Stage

An exclusive interview with Jazzmosis' leading Chia on their history, their hits, and their future.

by mindolluin
Architecture of Neopia: Maraqua

Maraqua is the only place in Neopia that produces Maractite – most commonly used in forging weaponry; it is also a key material in structural support, as it is a substance stronger than an iron girder.

by arkwright
Celebrating Lutari Day

This Lutari Day can be perhaps the most rewarding and fun holidays to come, and here are some things you can do to celebrate it.

by jamespongebob
A Guide to Storytelling

Each story begins with a different beginning, leaving off at some cliffhanger. Your job, as a storyteller, is to fill in the next few paragraphs...

by dianacat777
Customizing with Spring

With spring already upon us, it's time to smell the flowers, run through the fragrant meadows, listen to the bees buzzing and birds chirping, but also more importantly start customizing your pets for the season.

by cheriipie
 
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"Mr. Jonathon Chambers" by allison_kitty11
The place was truly a work of art; the architect who'd designed it must have been the best in Neopia; who else could have created such an incredible masterpiece? The thief stared hungrily at the structure, his gaze filled with pure greed. He'd had his eyes set on this place for months, and now was finally...




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Mr. Jonathon Chambers
The thief stared hungrily at the structure, his gaze filled with pure greed. He'd had his eyes set on this place for months...

by allison_kitty11

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Ezulla the Princess of Shenkuu
From a distance, Shenkuu is filled with the deep greens of the grass and trees, bright blues from the flowing streams that lead to crashing waterfalls...

by painted_dreams87

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The Keepers: Part One
A very peculiar Zafara answered the door. He was glowing - though Kendrick had always suspected that it was a result of his many hours in his lab, and had nothing to do with a paint brush - with unruly hair and wearing a lab coat and Wellington boots covered in some blue bubbly substance.

by kandeegrrl

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Desert Journey: Part Four
Do what ever it takes to prevent outsiders from reaching the ancient city.

by cureleantwilight

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Mud Coffee
At least it tastes good?

Idea by dr_tomoe

by goron0000


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Great Expectations
I guess they don't call it EXTREME for nothing.

by potterphileemily



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