Sanity is forbidden Circulation: 180,843,691 Issue: 399 | 2nd day of Swimming, Y11
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


10 Rarest Stamps: Shedding Light on the Most Elusive Collectables

Any avatar collector will tell you that some of the most difficult avatars to obtain are the ones for completely filling out portions of the stamp albums.

by sicillan_killer
Apparently, You CAN Play With Food

In this game, you control an energetic Blumaroo (who happens to look delicious).

by omega_hobo_gogeta
The Tale of Two Chias

"Say 'Pie!'"

by kylacz
Your Neopets: Are They Really Happy?

Many owners make a vital mistake by thinking that they don't need to feed their pets.

by 5qua5h5qua5h
A Puzzling Game entitled Roodoku

Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers?

by lakefox
All About The Lupe

Everything you'd ever want to know about the Lupe.

by sierra4324
A Gamer's Guide to the Neopian Summer

When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply.

by ashi2k5
Mysteries of the Altador Cup

Do the meepits secretly have something to do with the Altador Cup? Dr. Sloth?

by mark600929
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...




Other Stories


---------

Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World
Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot

---------

The Avant-Garde Neohome
"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14

---------

The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Five
There was always the uncertainty that he wouldn't be the perfect king for all of his citizens...

by ayame_23

---------

Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part One
No matter how fast he pushed his short legs, he always ended up a few yards back. This was one of the reasons he resented being painted Baby. "Guys, wait up!"

by meghen200

---------

Remedy for Boredom - Part III
Awwww, Arkqus is so cute!

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1


---------

Battledome Stats
Fast + Frail = Injury

by dragon_nut64



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.