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Assumptions

One day in the Haunted Woods, everything seemed to be normal - or as normal as the Haunted Woods can get. But unknown to any of the residents of the Woods, even the Brain Tree, they were soon going to be visited by two Neopets, one willing and one less so.

by cbudgo60
Safe Flight

No matter how much the females swooned over his toned muscles every day or how much the scholars praised him for his intelligence, there was only one thing that lingered in his mind: his weakness. And it bothered him. A lot.

by rurirawr
Wish You Were Here!

Someone from the Pound will come to get you. I’m just sending you on this vacation so that your first four weeks back in the Pound’s custody can be a bit more fun.

by cadetbush
Lustra the Peacekeeper

The sun was just barely beginning to rise in Neopia on that spring morning,

by danzgirl12
 
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Er, um. Ahem. You want me to write about those weird mutant Neopets? Like an article about how vile and disgusting they are? What..? No? You want me to write about how to make them look...nice? I think that is a bit impossible...they are pretty disgusting...I can write about things they can wear...can't make any promises that it'll look nice but they'll have it on.



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The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks
Draiks are incredibly beautiful—and handsome!—especially the old, Pre-Customization ones. So settle in with a nice cup of borovan and let’s count down The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks!

by butterflybandage

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Monochromatic Wardrobe: Blue
Hello, Neopia! Today I will be sharing my top blue Neopoint and Neocash wearables with you! Everything listed in this article will be at least 75% blue.

by madiwoo

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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Three
How much longer to do have to go until this Neolodge, kad?

Also by emberfusion, kat_bus and illegalangelx

by remidica


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Master of Ceremonies: Part Three
As the amber sun descended in the distance and poised itself just above the tree line of the Haunted Woods, more and more patrons filled the fairground.

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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Poor Puppyblew
Uh, nevermind...

by stunningful

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Party to Issue 800 part 1: Office Zombies
I think we might have a problem...

by thegoddesofxweetok1



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