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	Tax Beast Conundrum There's a first time for everything. Also by sage254 by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: A Trip on Mystery Island Well, that's one kind of trip... by mbredboy31
	Detective Alisha: Special Guest Part 2 We solved it! Also by xale22 by roxanna203
	A Good Run for the Money The hand doesn't give, but it does take. Also by cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	Evil-opia: Seth One day... by mucka33
	What Ever Happened to Galem Darkhand? (Part 2) The mystery of the Ice Caves plot . . . Also by iciclefaerie05 by chai7705
	Color Combinations Snow and Magma don't mix well. by ixi_lover_ixi
	Lame Pun: Fun Food Just Clowning Around by blackaavar
	Word Poker Woes Spelling is hard. by silverpheonix105
	The Kiko Pop How did you even do that? by franzgirl
	Neoquest II - Lost in the Lost Desert Sand as far as the eye can see... by ketchup547
	Ghostkerchief Woes Wait... What? by turtling
	Stay Strong With Team Brawn: Cotton Candy Beanbag What a sticky situation... Also by Alexise1998 by tex707
	Spyder and Flies Even spyders enjoy junk food. by applefaerie99
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Intrudy Surprise! by june_scarlet
	Petpet Woes What do you do if you don't have a handkerchief handy? by quiggles_r_kewl_1

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"Cafeteria Food" by forestfleet
Chris burst through the door. "I've got a job!" he shouted. Starry, the blue lupe, sipped tea while she sat behind the small green coffee table. "I suppose anyone can get a job these days." Redwhisper, the red Scorchio, looked over from his stone chair. "Cool. What's the job?" "Your Neoschool teacher, teaching Science." "And now you lost me!" "What?" Chris asked, shaking his head. "Back during the Fall of Faerieland I was making healing potions! Ones that weren't particularly potent, but I digress." "Look," Starry said. "It has nothing to do with a lack of ability to make potions, to teach, et cetera- It's that you're saying it's at school. Our school." Chris sat down on an orange, hovering Virtupets bed. Slowly, he nodded. "You're right. That'd be terrible." "Thank you!" Starry sighed. "But I am a terrible person. School starts in two weeks. See you then." Starry bit her lower lip. The Scorchio shot a concerned glance at her, and she returned a nervous smile.

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The Perk Of Being A Plushie
They even shared the same goal: to be able to buy a paint brush and get painted. The girls did not know what kind of paint brush they wanted, they just knew that nothing would make them happier than to be painted.

by she_chose_love

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How Luke Got his Groove Initially
Well, you’ll never believe this, but the Buzz that you’re talking to now used to be just plain old yellow. And not just any yellow! Oh, no. I’m talkin’ about that nasty, putrid yellow that you see oozing off of a rancid can of Achyfi. This is a story, well, actually, my story, of how I became this beautiful snowy bug that you know today.<

by xxsicklullabiesxx

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Hannah's Adventures: the Wardrobe of Adventure
Oh, you are here again! Are you ready for our next challenge? I am sure you will be thrilled to discover what this new game has to offer you. Hannah’s new adventure is a brand new experience, and if you have been following my guides for the past two weeks you will be delighted to know that this week’s game has nothing – and I truly mean nothing – similar to Pirate Caves or Ice Caves

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe

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Common Myths About Writing for the Neopian Times
I happened upon a few topics discussing rumors about how to get published into the Neopian Times. These comments intrigued me, so after I scribbled down a list of the most common ones, I poured myself a sixth cup of coffee, and left for the Neopian Times headquarters to see for myself if they were accurate or not.

by amarettoball

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part One
hank you for tuning in to this TruNeo® historical documentary! TruNeo® — where the stories are Tru, and the Neo is YOU!™

The following is a compilation of interviews conducted by several of our TruNeo® team members which took place from 21.7.Y8 through 13.3.Y9. The individuals interviewed for this documentary have expressed knowledge or concern on our documentary's subject, Sir Tormund Ellis, on a personal basis.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Duplicity: Part Seven
Gali quivered while the guards poured a bitter liquid down his throat. All parts of his body shook out of control, disobeying his every command. He wanted to push the guards away, ask them what was going on, but he could not.

by likelife96

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