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 |  | The Zombie Called BraynsWhen Sarah went out to buy more books, no-one expected her to come back with a zombie. 
 by flameandthemeepits
 |  |  | The Heart Beneath The BrushFollow your heart, and let no one tell you otherwise! 
 by free_soul3
 |  |  | Message in a BottleJoanie did not feel lucky. 
 by jbergz8495
 |  |  | The Origin of The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo PlushieOne day, Celeste asked her owner for a plushie that no one else had yet. "One that needs to be invented before I can have it!" she demanded. 
 by splitxpersonalities
 |  |  | A Day in the LifeSchool? Fun? Together? Ha. 
 by shyn12
 |  |  | Say "Ahhhhh..."The Neopians need me. I am Neopia's finest dentist. 
 by black_skull725
 |  |  | Illusen's Missing PieceThree pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient? 
 by applegrl27
 |  |  | Forgotten by TimeAll I remember was the sound that my empty canteen made as it banged against my hip with every step, a constant reminder of my thirst. 
 by sylviau
 |  |  | What Went Wrong: The Tale of a Scaredy Kacheek"He has to be big, he has to be tough!" the Mad Scientist said aloud to himself... 
 by sanded
 |  |  | Gesn and the Kacheek Day CakeSometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole. 
 by thropp
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 Now, the traditional board is called "Seeking/Trading". This is when a user creates a board with a list of the items they are seeking (as in their wishlist). They create a different list as well, which is the items that they have Up For Trade (UFT). This means they are looking to trade any item (or a combination of items) from this list, for any item (or a combination of items) from their wishlist. These lists are most often kept on petpages, for organizational purposes. Of course, to trade anything, you must... 
 
 
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 |  Wobbly Food Thoughts From a Wobbly Mind The other day I ate a Jhudora Jelly. Before bedtime. The item description tells us this jelly is NOT toxic but made out of just lime. So I ate my perfectly harmless, before bedtime snack and settled down into dreamland.
 
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