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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One

It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy
A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One

The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3
Betrayed: Part One

Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her!

by whiskerun
 
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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...




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The Elegant and Extravagant Universe
Sloth was sad. No, not "boo-hoo, wa-ha" sad, but sad as in Seriously Addicted to Determination.

by micrody

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The Kacheek Siblings - More Than Just Fishing
What was planned to be a normal fishing trip ended up being a rescue mission.

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Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!
There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

by sarahsmithies

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The Ins and Outs of Premium
'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!

by lizziem21

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The Avvie Day!
It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie!

by sassofrasso

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Eat Your Veggies
Save yourself!

by gorillu



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