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It was like taking a step only to find that the stair wasn’t there — that was Xandra’s first step. And the second and third, and then on the fourth, her legs simply gave up and began a majestic slide to the floor.

by quanticdreams
 
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Top Souvenirs You Can’t End Your Vacation Without



Travelling is a great way to spend your free time, especially with the vastly different lands Neopia has to offer. But just as unique as these lands are the souvenirs you can find. We’ve found some of the best, can't-miss souvenirs to make sure you pick up on your trip! Each land has a suggestion for a practical item as well as a souvenir so downright silly you can’t head home without it. Altador Souvenir 1: Altador Cup - The Board Game Altador is known for the World-of-Neopia-famous Altador Cup. Whether you visit to see a match or choose to go in the offseason, this item is a great way to remember your time there. Souvenir 2: Fancy Altadorian Mustard There has to be something special about this mustard, and we hope other lands can catch up to it. Brightvale Souvenir 1: Brightvale Castle Building Blocks You’re never too old for building blocks. Souvenir 2: Framed Photo of Brightvale Fruits This would be a great conversation piece in your Neohome! Darigan Citadel Souvenir 1: Darigan Dough So many possibilities! But trust us when we say it doesn’t taste as good as it smells. Souvenir 2: Darigan Sock Puppet Awwwww, look at how cute Lord Darigan is! Faerieland Souvenir 1: Faerieland Bucket And Spade Set Perfect for the next time you go to the beach! Souvenir 2: Sinking...



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A Baby Bori's Treasure Hunt
A sun-bleached bone poked out of the sand. Gianduja’s hurried stroll rolled into a frantic skip as gravity and the unstable footing of shifting sands forced his feet faster down the dune slope. Collab with rac4000

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Spring has sprung across Neopia, which means it’s time for blooming flowers and a pollen wave the size of Terror Mountain.

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Top Souvenirs You Can’t End Your Vacation Without
Travelling is a great way to spend your free time, especially with the vastly different lands Neopia has to offer. Collab with venturecaptalist

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Training Tactics
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