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Issue: 563 | 21st day of Gathering, Y14

Comics

	To Work is to Live #5 Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~! by shamaela
	Good Mood... Really? Something has happened! by lastavenger
	Neodea Use it wisely! by ohappyfaced
	Comic of Misfortune - Jhudora She just wants nice hair while taking over the world. by mutantte
	My Tongue Hurts Wait until your soup cools off! by fuzzy_doctor
	Neo Troubles!!! I'm your biggest fan. by _petpetz_______
	Love Hurts Wow! by sara1elo
	PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Stay in school, kids. This message brought to you by the Street Cleaners' Association of Faerieland. by supercheezee
	Funny Food - Part 1/5 I'm too short!! Also by melovechias by ilovejonulrich
	the dark side It never gets old. by vira8
	The Adventures of Pet Ownership: My Name's Not Dave And what in Fyora's name are you talking about Sidney? You don't even sell pegs! by shadow_rep
	Contrast: The Snowager I really wanted that petpet, too... by jojomoonless
	Blah Blah One of these days they'll need to move... by highwind20
	Random Oddness What a handsome young grandson! by mistyqee
	Pirates They aren't supposed to be this adorable. by ultra_neo_maniac
	The Goofers - A Makeover, part 1 Already time for a makeover? by lintsuf
	Saly's Club: Amateur Saly has mastered all the 4th wall breaking techniques! by djudju22_8
	Wrong Paintbrush... Well, I guess you should LOOK before you buy... by celestialguineapig
	Luck Only Gets You So Far... I should be so lucky. by l_like_animals
	Hasee Adventures Ew... by darkdragon_slayer
	Half Cheese Jelly: Hungry Random math stuff by galapagospenguin
	Bread and Butter Dude... Are you wearing a skirt? by _epiphany_
	Team Waferz #2 Why not look at yourself once in a while? by vanillanillawafer
	Milton You know Queen Fyora!? by elyse20
	Scary Soup: Zap Away Another day, another zap! by raykitty
	Gaming Adventures: Quest Terrors No green Shoyrus were harmed in the making of this comic. by jubergoober11
	You can't throw at a ghost Dez... You better run now [And that fast] by kungenavmaskrosor
	Fountain Faerie Fans Avatar collectors get extra excited for the Faerie Festival. :) by leaflunch
	Spooky Food Time with Team Maraqua Oten really eats EVERYTHING... even it is Skeith. by o_mermaid_princess_o

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Ria's spirit glow flared, as expected. "I don't need a knight! I can take care of myself. Look!" The Draik brandished her now-empty potion bottle like a weapon, pointing the mouth away from her. She began to chant a spell, stumbling a bit over the ancient words, and ball of fire appeared in the bottle, pulsing and growing with every word...

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Knowing Things
There were a lot of things that Floofingtons knew. There were also a lot of things that he did not know. One thing that he did not know was that there were a lot of things that he did not know...

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Waiting for Cullen
I gazed over the waters of the lake at the moonlight's shimmery reflection.

He said he would meet me here, at the lake in Shenkuu.

by navycoat

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Dressing the Part—Faerie Festival
It's time once again for the most ethereal of Neopian celebrations, the Faerie Festival!

by katiecoo802

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A Guide to Finding Your Perfect Petpetpet
Habitarium is a great game, but today we are here to tell you of a world far larger than those few squares of tiny landscape. A world full of adorable creatures which will make the perfect addition to any Petpet your Neopet already has.

Also by melaiv

by chaotizitaet

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The Legend of Premium Bat: Part Four
Then he also remembered the sight of the young Aisha's ears dragging through the mud of the streets of Premium... and once more his heart was filled with righteous resolve...

Also by jair_lorce

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Petpet Adventures: Windrider - Part Four
He opened his eyes to Braedon leaning over him, his face uncomfortably close.

"We need to move," the Krawk said. "Before any pets come."

by rachelindea

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