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The Gamer Guide: Petpet Cannonball

Let's learn how to score very well in Petpet Cannonball and maybe get a shiny trophy!

by magnetismo
Where to Live in Neopia?

Your handy guide to the top ten places to live in Neopia!

by aifricr
Top Ten Paint Brush Colors for Customisers

For some customisers, having the perfect "base color", the color of your pet's skin or fur when they are created, painted, morphed, or zapped, is just as important as the clothes themselves.

by auraichadora
Neopian Battlefield Legends – The Ultimate Strategy!

Enemies are invading your land; it is your job to stop them!

Also written by wesolini

by dawwetje

Becoming a Gentleman - a Guide by a Fine Bachelor

Five easy tricks on becoming a gentleman for all of you Neopians or not who tried but never succeeded!

by dimitraaa
Altador Cup Pre-Season Report

Most Neopian lands are still mired in the depths of winter, but for Altador Cup fans, Spring has finally arrived.

by amarise
The Art of Hoarding

The Safety Deposit Box has many categories, and not all of them are profitable. Let's take a look at each category...

by chocolate_fudge7
 
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"Drawing Board" by potatoobsessed
"You'll beat Clara, anyway. Everyone will. It's so obvious, I'm surprised she didn't just toss it out and go home when she saw ours!" Clara fought the urge to turn around and punch the stuck-up Silver Usul in the nose. She'd scream, the teacher would come running in, Leila would give a biased version of the incident, and everyone would back her up. The others weren't mean; they were just scared. Adults believed Leila...




Other Stories


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Bedtime Tale
"Tell us a story, Mommy!"

by xxxmagiabellexxx

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Lifting the Birthday Curse
You see, my owner, Sora200579, or just Sora, has had a very, and I mean VERY bad streak of unhappy birthdays over the years...

by sora200579

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Stooping Low: Part Three
A current of rushing sand suddenly appeared and pulled me into it. One leg after the others, I was sucked into the pit-sand trap.

by ellbot1998

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A Second Chance: Part Two
"Abigail," he said softly. "You must calm down so to tell me the rest of the story."

by rachelray179

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Troubleness of Bugs
What do you get when you wear a shirt with bugs on it? You get Lulu chasing after you!

by fantocool360

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Boulder Box
Fruit Machine problems

by snackbox



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