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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac
The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses. Whether you're a mischievous Scorchio or a dreamy Uni, find out what decadent treat is written in your stars—and what it says about your near future in Neopia. So grab a spoon (or a napkin) and dig in!
Chocolate Korbat Wings (Jan 1 – Feb 3)
Forecast: You’re flying high this month, but beware of sticky situations—especially around the Battledome. A sweet surprise awaits you at the Chocolate Factory… or is it just Bonju in disguise? Don’t let frustration clip your wings; your flexibility will save the day, especially when someone tries to “borrow” your last piece of fudge. Trust your instincts (and keep a few napkins on hand). By the end of the month, you’ll have more than just melted chocolate on your hands—you’ll have an unexpected ally.
Chocolate Fish (Feb 4 – Mar 9)
Forecast: Dive deep into your feelings (and your Safety Deposit Box). You’re due for emotional growth and maybe a rare item trade. Watch for underwater chocolate—it melts weirdly. Someone may surface from your past, offering you either closure or cocoa. Your sensitive side shines brightest when you share your treats, so don’t be afraid to hand over that spare Chocolate Cybunny Paw. The currents may feel overwhelming, but chocolate floats—and so will you.
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 Chokatos: Neopia’s Chocolate Fruits
There’s nothing quite like a fresh Chokato. While every land has its culinary treasures, few Neopian foods inspire the same mix of delight, confusion, and obsession as the Chokato.
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