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My Owner's Hoard

"I always knew I was a small Xweetok, but how did I get overlooked amongst the items? We are going to have to have a serious talk about cleaning this place out when I get out."

by katie_kitkabug
The First Time

A prequel to the Battle for Meridell. How did Lord Kass get to where he was?

by archetype
Our Day

Being an underdog. They say it gets easier, but it never does...

by jennyluo45678
Days of Remembering

He pulled his jacket higher up to his neck and kept walking through the dense fog. His large, soft paws padded gently against the rough grey cobblestone street.

by flames_unleashed
The Ghost Aisha

During dark, stormy nights there's only one place in Neovia where one can find some warmth, company and a glass of cider: the Twilight Tavern.

by martia_elior
Terror at 20,000,000 Feet

"Please, everyone! I need you to listen to me!" It was no use. The Ogrin would not be heard. As Stale came to this realization, his stomach slowly sank. Something horrible was coming, and he was the only one who knew.

by emblo93
Of Reality, Of Repugnancy

For what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape.

by ladylifeless
Curiosity Killed the Xweetok

For as long as I can remember, I've wanted to know about everything.

by fenshae
 
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The Spells of Slumber: Part Four
"I knew you would come," the Darkest Faerie said slowly. "I knew you would come here, to defend the place that is dear to you and to protect its magic from falling into the wrong hands."

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Silver & Gold
You could swim away, but we're on land.

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So Says the Slorg!
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