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Flowlight: Moon - Eternal Stranger: Part One

This is the first part of one of the foretellings of the Great Eyrie Sage of Shenkuu, Four Left Feet – currently held in prison at the displeasure of the Emperor – as recited by his scribe, One Pugilistic Mootix.

by antiaircraft_3
Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part One

"Platoon, ATTENTION!" The bossy, authoritative shout rang out across the small clearing in the Haunted Woods.

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

Tracking Down a Bloodline: Part One

"Are they still after us?" Garin asked. Jacques looked behind him at the guards who were following them.

"Yep. And they look as mad as ever!"

by medit92

Imaginary Realm: Part One

"Cannonball!" Ello exclaimed, slamming into the water! She created a huge splash, getting the whole boat wet...

by luna4400
 
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No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)



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That Space Station
"Home away from home. Ma, this is room number 754. We stayed here last time," Mana complained.

Also by _maine____

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Hyperion: The Watchers
She held a wide-brimmed hat in her left hand, fanning herself till the gold waves of her hair bounced up and down like a breeze had blown by.

by micrody

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Skirmishing Skirmishers
Intense music fills your ears, and you shudder as your last Kougra is taken off of the board. All that remains now are two Scorchios and the Eyrie leader...

by blizard131

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Paupers Gourmet Foods
People immediately assume that all Gourmet foods are expensive and out of their reach! Believe me, I used to think the same!

by lorrawins

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Dream or Neopoints?
Didn't even give it a second thought.

by roxanna203

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World Domination: Bad For Your Sanity!
...this is waarning yooou... domination = baad... not dominating = good!...

by 1992jk1995



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