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Issue: 442 | 7th day of Hunting, Y12

Comics

	Neonisms: The Niptor that (almost) Nobody Wanted Aw, poor li'l guy! Script by rikkiswinginthing by moonlightfear
	Faerie Wars Grrr.... Idea by dutchese159 by raezyr
	Battle Potatoes: Bending the Truth I'd like to see you try! Idea by megaamark by ivie_outrage
	The Cure: Part 1 Sometimes the cure is worse than the illness! Art by abigail_78 by xox_cloud_xox
	How Neopoints Goes in the Symol Hole..? Something has happened! Also by 0ximore by kameliam_33
	Ghost Yooyu Yes, the onslaught of Altador Cup comics has begun. by lap_ghost
	Awesomesauce - The Money Tree One pet's trash is another pet's treasure. by i_rawr_wafflez
	Je m'appelle Amnee Nice to meet you. by ivoryelephant
	'Tween Spaces (Part 1 of 2) Pets who call Meridell home aren't keen on the idea of moving to the Haunted Woods! by faerienyx
	The Solution? jiggle by manforlife
	Tyrannian Bones That Cybunny didn't know that THAT was what the bone was really for! by chocolatewildjoey
	Caution: May Bite Someone's taking things too seriously. by beastybas
	Balloon Disaster Sailing the seven skies by gm24_gm24
	Dorfdraps In his defense, 626 was under the impression Sloth liked pink paint and hearts. by frostcrystal
	floppy chips Ohhh how cute! by candy_xwee
	No Sugar Bursting with flavour. by pawz11
	The Fastest Transportation of several speedy neopets. by agentwerehog
	You Named Your Pet What? I'm thinking of naming him... by comawhite333
	Neon Light Poor Star D: ... And Amabyss by kirenaia
	Shenanigans of Len Ever wonder how those things work... by dragonkomachi
	How the Split Paint Brush was made So now you know. by tripudiate
	Pumpkin Farm You won another spin! And another... by mistickal_dragon
	Chair Lifts You won't be able to get any ice cream. :( by jessijenni
	The Search for Inspiration Part1 What do we do now? by louishooper
	Pan Fry Captain Scarblade has escaped again... by tammytas
	Kiochi - Tests Why neopets don't take tests... by chibino
	The White Weewoos become Reporters The White Weewoos are the Times mascot; journalism is in their blood. by monkeysrcomintogetu
	How the Pile of Soot Came to Be: menacing stare @.@ by geestelijk
	i am a grarrl Warning: Side effects may include sparkling. by neoplanthour
	3 Royals plus 1 Dirty book... right? by white_tiger0226
	All Hail Neo: The Mystic The island mystic sure is slick. :O by shadowandsilver91
	Choose Your Weapons Wisely An apple a day keeps the doctor away! by stephanie28915
	Slow and Steady ...wins the race? Idea by dudeiloled by 0turtle
	Food for All- Dish #6 I'm finished! by maiinoki
	Tarla's Tour of Mystery... The Untold Story It seems that we regular Neopians are not the only ones frustrated by the new Tarla craze. by elish111
	Searching for Tarla Seems like Tarla took a break from her Tour of Mystery. by opentaniec

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"Friends Forever?" by vendince
Alowa and her family were living next door. They had quickly become friends and spent a lot of time visiting each other. However, last year, Alowa and her family had moved into the city and now they spent less and less time together. Alowa was always busy with this and that. One day they had arranged to meet...

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Imaginary Realm: Part Three
After ten minutes of trying to get out of the locked room, Chris finally gave up.

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Viva la Resistance!: Part Five
"Number One has some very important news for us all," he announced.

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