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	If You Could Talk To Your Newbie Self... What sort of advice would you give him or her? Intrigued by this idea, I stalked the Neoboards and recorded what they'd love to have known as newbies! by indulgences
	5 Steps to Perfecting Your Pet’s Style As someone who has spent an embarrassingly huge amount of time customizing my pets, I'd like to think I've become something of an expert on the topic. by pizzanoodles2
	The Other Way to Creatively Write on Neopets Two words: Story Telling! by jarjarhead989
	Top 10 Ice Creams and Ice Lollies Mmmmm.... ice cream. Loved by all, hated by none. And ice lollies! They're on a STICK! Oh my gosh, STICKS! by fairygold
	5 Tips to Build a Spotlight-Worthy Gallery Now is your chance to learn all about what it takes to design, build, collect, and grow a spotlight-worthy gallery. by desirae336
	Profiting on Impatience Reselling is growing in popularity as a means of making large amounts of NP in weeks or even days. by tashni
	The Quick and Easy BC Guide So you want to earn sparkly trophies for your beloved pet's lookup? Entering the Beauty Contest is one way to accumulate a few shiny pet medals. by _koolness_
	Sniff That! 9 Scents You DON'T Want To Wear For every delicious fragrance, there is at least one other that is disgusting in smell. by schoolwars
	Grarrl Day Festivities! Ways to celebrate your Grarrl on Grarrl Day! by mreilynne
	Regulations for the Spooky Food Eating Contest This is the first year they're putting on the Spooky Food Eating Contest, which has quickly become a huge hit. But it seems they're particularly strict about their regulations. by moonandflowers

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If You Could Talk To Your Newbie Self

If I could talk to my newbie self, I'd tell her to keep on zapping Esselor and raising his stats! So if you could talk to your newbie self, what sort of advice would you give him or her? Intrigued by this idea, I stalked the Neoboards and recorded what they'd love to have known as newbies!

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