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Top 10 Neopian Noodles

If you love noodles even half as much as I do, you will really fall into your bowl over my list of Neopia's top ten noodles!

by dustbunnie201
Don't Eat My Chia: The Scoop on Fruit Chia Ownership

Now I know what you might be thinking, a fruit pet?

by xanthopsia
Hannah and the Caves

Leilei and I have gotten together today talk to a rather famous Usul about her games. Please give a warm welcome to Hannah the Usul!

by terabithian
Tea Time With Granny

Granny's got some wisdom to impart to you young Neopians. I haven't been around all these years for nothing, alright! So, listen up!

by jocelyn_joy
Adjusting to Life on the Small Side

There are a number of things to keep in mind after your beloved pet becomes a baby again.

by marauder_on_da_loose
On Turning 11 Neo Years Old

I've been looking back at all the things I've seen and done in and around Neopia.

by evile_princess
How To Recover From Missing Issue #550

You aren't necessarily a worse writer than anyone who got published in Issue #550.

by ellbot1998
 
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"Bandages" by sockmonk
Many Neopians who are not familiar with Kiko Lake culture have no idea the significance of the bandages that adorn the Kikos' heads. Many of them just assume that Kikos are simply accident prone, but the truth is far more complex. Bandages are considered a sign of...




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The Fluffmeyer Chronicles: Fortune's Hostage
It's been a part of our routine for as long as I've been a Neopian: every day one of my pets and I stop by the Island Mystic's Hut to get our daily fortune.

by redoakcove

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The Legend of the Quiggle Runner
Neither feathered arrow nor mud nor distance stays this courier from swift delivery.

by kadface

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The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Four
"We thought the Mystery Island ferry was the right one... but that ferry probably doesn't even go as far as Maraqua. We need to jump off the boat we're about to get on."

by wingedwithfeathers

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Pirates of Shenkuu: Part Two
"I'll help you with the loading," I say at once. Hangyun's has always been one of my favorite shops to go to; I love looking at the ships and sails and imagining myself in them.

by cityface28761

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The Problem with Neopian Standard Time
It's 10 am NST. Go to bed.

by churo7

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Never Trust Chias
It's rather suspicious, isn't it?

by yinna65



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