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Fel and the Omelette Adventure

It was a cold and terrible day in Tyrannia, which was strange, I thought. Usually Tyrannia is all sunny and happy...

by scathachs
Embracing Change (Nervously)

Elevenna had never seen so many neopets in one place.

by mintacia
The Plushie

The first moments of a plushie's life are a scattered, confused thing --- or at least this particular plushie's memories are.

by quantumphysicist
Miscalculations

There were two things that Nibs Alabaster never left his neohome without: a working retractable pen, and a small notepad that he kept in his jacket's pocket.

by psychedelicreature
Cooking Lessons for Neopets

Upon entering the room, I was confronted by a scene of such devastation that I decided, there and then, that my Grundo would never again be allowed to cook.

by absdafabs
Pretence

For as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her...

by ladylifeless
The First Day of a Veteran Newbie

"Once again, welcome and please feel free to create your FIRST Neopet!" a yellow Kacheek announced as I looked around at the 'newbies'. I was different, though...

by nahaki
 
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Power-up Paradigms



There's no shortage of theatrics down on the field, and most of the movie-magic quality of the game owes itself to four little badges that do some very big things. Players and spectators alike know them as the power-ups, and these randomly-appearing boons can turn any game upside down in a matter of seconds. Their...



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The Reluctant Player's Guide to All-Star
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High Anxiety: An Interview with Xana DiLanche
On behalf of all of us here at the Neopian Times, we'd like to welcome Xana DiLanche, goalkeeper for the Shenkuu Ninjas.

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Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Three
"This is much more fun than being cooped up in Ms. Aquina's class all day!" said Sirena. "Am I right, girls?"

by downrightdude

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Concerning Smugglers: Part Three
There was a banging at the door. Kip opened his eyes groggily.

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Pea Chia Woes - "Sling Me A Slushie"
The Altador Cup is here, Ookie!

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Secret of the Petpet Laboratory
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